copulation rouge

having sex while you have your period

"so i did copulation rouge the other night, when he pulled out, it looked like he had murdered something with his wang."

by alsey gooden February 11, 2008

coffulate

to engage in extensive esoteric discussions of coffee whilst drinking, smelling, looking at, or otherwise immersing oneself in it...especially in or around a beverage stand, cart, or shop

Did you hear those two women coffulate in front of that mid-mall starbucks kiosk?!

by agent0027 October 17, 2008

corporate jujitsu

When a company uses the tactics of its critics or competitors against them, in order to neutralize these opponents or to promote its own products or brand.

AT&T might shy away from a Friends & Family lookalike anyway. Why? Because it holds 62% of the residential market, and those customers are calling other AT&T customers about 62% of the time. Discounting those calls would mean a huge revenue hit. MCI, with its smaller residential share, can discount calls to other MCI customers without suffering such a big penalty. "This is what we call corporate jujitsu," says MCI's Price. "You look for your opponent's weakness and home in on it." Friends & Family may be earning MCI a black belt in marketing. -- Business Week, 1992.03.23.

by jaysonfire July 1, 2009

Corporate Funky

A guideline for situational dress appropriateness, such as formal, semi-formal, or business casual. Corporate Funky is typically a combination of stylish, yet slightly edgy dress in a business situation, combined with scruffy facial hair.

"Gabe looks amazing in that bespoke suit with no tie. And not shaving for this dinner with the CEO is real edgy. He is soooo corporate funky"

by plenerg May 18, 2012

Corporate Multiple Personality Syndrome

When a person involved in a business organization holds multiple roles and genuinely begins to think that they themselves are different people by virtue of the roles. Often happens when a shareholder is a director who is also a director of an entity that is a shareholder. People with this syndrome can be caught emailing themselves with the to/from fields being populated by the different roles they hold. Victims of this syndrome often cite bizarre legal theories to substantiate spending time emailing themselves in official capacities.

from: [e-mail]
to: [e-mail]

Dear John A Smith, Shareholder:

Enclosed please find our latest annual report.

With Best Regards,

John A Smith (the same guy as the recipient)
CEO

Secretary or other clerk reading this exchange: "This guy has Corporate Multiple Personality Syndrome."

by Misanthropic Views October 9, 2013

Corporate Solution

is a euphemism for doing nothing but saying you will do something every week.

I appreciate you working on this but we need to have a corporate solution for this.

by Bill Wierzbowski September 23, 2014

corporate pig

a greedy person, generally an investor or a rich person. it usually hints that a person's greed is going to end up in a huge disaster.

"just shut up you corporate pig"

by Yaku sama March 1, 2022