Guy: i was cording some monkeys
me: dude what the fuck
by coolgirlchic March 19, 2023
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The white cord attached to earbuds that you get when you've purchased an iPod---you'll often see people untangling these rather klutzy things on the bus or train when personal listening is called for. Sometimes makes you wonder if some people are permanently attached to those things...
Can't talk to that girl now---she's got her white umbilical cord on.
by pentozali October 26, 2011
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The two cords in your neck linking to your collar bone.
She punched me right in the darn tootin' death cord!
by MasterofALLL May 5, 2010
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A Death Cord (also known as a "Jesus Cord") is a type of cord that is home made that cand and will kill you. It is made when you combine something like a 3.5mm audio jack with a mains plug. (Please do not try this every, it can and will kill you!)
Mark: Yo dude! I made something! Come look!
John: Sure.
Mark: Behold!
John: What the fuck is wrong with you Mark?! Why the hell would you make a Death Cord?!
Mark: I was bored lol.
by xX420MCplayerXx July 6, 2023
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Short for Discord. Usually used by incels and lifeless virgins.
¨I saw you talking shit on the cord the other day¨
¨Fuck you bro¨
by Makarovfal May 21, 2020
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When you place an elastic band around an erect penis and play a tune.
I wowed everyone at the party when I played smells like teen spirit on a cord recliner
by Evil_cat_lord April 14, 2021
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that crap that is attached to a babies belly button on birth
Doctor: would u like to cut the aux bill uncle cord?
me: cut that shit already
by d0nj June 15, 2022
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