come off it

A very Cockney (East-London Slang) phrase, used to express rejection or disbelief. It can also used in a friendly way.

"You're an idiot."
"Come off it!!!"

by NoStringsOnJay March 25, 2016

Stairway Comeback

After being the target of an insult or diss, the recipient is at a loss for words & has no comeback. On the way out of the building walking down the stairs they think of a great comeback they SHOULD have used.

Insulter: “You think you’re hot shit but you’re nothing but a smartass.”
Recipient: “err… I’m gonna leave now”
**on the way down the stairs**
Recipient thinks “Damn! I should have said that being a smartass is better than being a dumbass....
Grrr another opportunity lost with a stairway comeback"

by T. Walsh / Ronan XVII January 23, 2008

female comedian

not a comedian

she is very unfunny she must be a female comedian

by male comedian July 27, 2020

Waiting For The Sun To Come Down

When a guy is waiting for his morning boner to go down before he gets out of bed.

Jimmy: Yo Dan, why is Fred still in bed? Is he still sleeping?

Dan: Nah. he's just waiting for the sun to come down,

by flabbegastingg December 29, 2009

come-a-gutsa

Verb. (Australian colloquialism) To be thrown off a moving object at high speed, arms and legs flailing, landing on a hard surface and sustaining multiple wounds and broken bones.

Slow down on that bike, Stevo!! You're gonna come-a-gutsa!!

by doc brown September 9, 2007

don't come for me

Reconsider bringing any issues concerning me to light. Such issues include: shortcomings, false accusations, wise cracks, jokes, etc. Meaning there is a time and place for this and current company is not it.

Employee: What's going on?
Co-worker (in the middle of a meeting): If you were on time you would know.
Employee: Don't come for me.

by imthenewclassic October 2, 2017

come on to

to try to attract someone romantically or sexually

She felt bold and confident enough to come on to him at the party.

by fjii January 14, 2010