Close Block

v. To stay in an establishment past that establishments closing time thereby preventing the employees from closing and going home.
Waiter: Man closing time was 20 minutes ago, that table in the back won't leave.

Cook: Those assholes are totally close blocking us.
by Burnthings March 01, 2010
Get the Close Block mug.

park's closed

another way of saying "you're out!", "end of the conversation", "you're not welcome here", "you're too late", also can be said if a party foul occurs or generally when someone says something unnecessary
Mike: Hey can I still come to the party, I might be a little late.

Jeff: Park's closed!
by 1w2 September 10, 2009
Get the park's closed mug.

close the book

IN BRIEF: Ask for a divorce or an ending to a relationship; See end the book.
Sometimes two people are not on the same page to a point where he/she is turning too many more pages than him/her to where he/she wants to close the book.
by Mr. Terrence L. Trezvant March 31, 2009
Get the close the book mug.

close-minded

Any FFVII fanboys is close-minded
Normal person: There's no best game...
close-minded person: FFVII is the shit, it owns every other game in the world. Sephiroth owns all!
by Sabin Figaro March 12, 2007
Get the close-minded mug.

close, but no bananas

a variation of the more familiar, 'close, but no cigar.'

the little known phrase spawned from a conversation between a group of intellects in a small neighborhood bar on a weeknight. however, its true origin would be the confused mind of Meredith.

traditionally a phrase used by competing golfers. the new variation has yet to be clearly defined, but is assumed to be condescending.
Guy: Wait, isn't this song a Rolling Stones cover?
Girl: Um close, but no bananas
Guy: ...???
by G&T2009 January 31, 2009
Get the close, but no bananas mug.

tauntingly close

A phrase used to describe how sumthing that is taunting u.

Some thing that would have been good if it happend and almost did, but somehow didnt occur.
Person: That was tauntingly close

Hitting the cross bar from 50yards, can be called "Tauntingly Close"
by Dead-Eric November 08, 2007
Get the tauntingly close mug.

doxastically closed

"Doxastically closed" describes a person who is unwilling to change their (false) beliefs regardless of any arguments against it.

The term is used in Street Epistemology and goes back to Peter Boghossian’s "A Manual for Creating Atheists". His definition: “I use the term to mean that either a specific belief one holds, or that one’s entire belief system, is resistant to revision.”
Bob: "1+1=3"
Anthony: "Imagine an empty table. You put one cup on the table. Then you put another cup on the table. How many cups are on the table?"
Bob: "Two."
Anthony: "Putting down one cup and then another cup is '1 cup + 1 cup' and you correctly identified the result as '2 cups'. So you see: 1+1=2"
Bob: "No, 1+1=3"

Charlie (to Dan): "Bob sure is a *very* doxastically closed person."
by end一 May 26, 2021
Get the doxastically closed mug.