cj harris

a singer from american idol and yes we are family he is cool once you get to know him he likes to hang out and help others.
Person #1- he is really helpful

Person #2- that my friend is cj harris
by code purple-18 December 13, 2019
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CJ Oreo

A crude and graphic sex act where after a man anally pleasures his (african-american) partner, he releases his load in his/her ass and squeezes the cheeks together.
Ted: Dude, did you hear about Justin?
MyKel: No what happened?
Ted: He totally gave your girl a CJ Oreo
by OutOfControl1901 May 20, 2010
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Cj Alexander

a gay wigger that spends most of his time writing horrible raps and sucking large black cocks of transgender drag queens in a parkinglot behind KFC
by biggerdickthanCj October 19, 2011
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cj's wifey

a dumb unfaithful whore who flirts with EVERYBODY'S man. she tends to flirt with guys that are WAY too young for her. she leads guys on when she has a boyfriend. her nose is funny looking and her teeth are yellow as fuck. if you want some pussy go to www.myspace.com/youaremyoneandonlylove
^baha
by morgan laconty May 24, 2008
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CJ Law

States that any relationship advice given to your friends will work perfectly, while the same advice will backfire miserably if used by the advice giver
Guy #1: "Dude, that advice you gave me was great! I got five chicks' phone numbers!"

Guy #2: "Really? Maybe I should try it."

(One minute later; Guy#2 comes back, limping)

Guy #1: "Well, what happened?"

Guy #2: "Apparently a punch in the face and a kick to the crotch is the new way to reject people. Stupid CJ Law."
by joecity7 October 24, 2011
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CJ THE LOLZ

General term for some dumb faggot who can also have more than 100 hours on R6S but still gets shit on. Watches gay nugget tentacle hentai, likes putting corn dogs in his ears.
*teammate dies to bullshit* I didn't know we were playing with CJ THE LOLZ! Haha idiot...
by IQ=THICC AF April 26, 2019
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CJ Panda

CJ Panda is somewhat a creepy male due to his slight pedi stash at the young age of 19. CJ Panda can also be referred to as an obese man or a pedophile. A CJ Panda can be a charming man, however this is what he wants you to think before he seduces you and try’s to take advantage of your wellbeing. Never trust a CJ Panda to look after your kids!
“I heard your a CJ Panda!”

“As yes, I got convicted as a pedophile yesterday..”

Another example can be:

“Your looking a bit like a CJ Panda...”

“I know, I don’t have a razor to shave my pedostash, and yeah I haven’t been to the gym in a while!”
by Jose Vangall February 8, 2020
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