Circumcision

Circumcision Purpose - Disappearance of smegma, reduced phallus height if done earlier at age.

Circumcised Phallus for Sexual Orientation - is to penetrate the hole normally all in requires no pain from woman’s cervix, less savagery more on soft and pleasurable complete functioning.

CIRCUMCISION

During Sexual Interaction

Her: So this is how Circumcised Phallus works, exact to my delight spot.
Him: Yeah, It’s more gratifying when fully saturated.

by NewCreations September 24, 2024

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circumcisioner

How do you circumcise a hillbilly? KICK their sister in the jaw!

I'm a commissioner in a fantasy football league, I need a kicker on my team, therefore I'm looking for a circumcisioner.

by 2beerTommy December 27, 2024

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nantucket circumcision

When your scrotum is cut to look like a Nantucket lighthouse with working light.

When the Stratman's found out they were having a boy, they opted for the Nantucket circumcision.

by KohnJerry September 20, 2016

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Double circumcision

The act of attaining an erection while sitting on the toilet and then terrifyingly unwedging it out from under the toilet seat. This process typically involves skill or else we get our definition.

John: "yo I took a fat shit yesterday but can't have sex tonight cause I accidentally gave myself a 'double circumcision' "

Joe: "oh my god man why didn't you tell me"

by S. Millows June 2, 2020

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