pedigree chum

The floating remnants of a particularly large and buoyant panful of excrement. As a defense mechanism, the faeces disperse into smaller chunks when the flush is deployed, surviving to haunt the bowl for the next unfortunate soul to encounter.

Simon: Who was last in the toilet?
Chris: Why?
Simon: There's a load of pedigree chum floating around the bowl.

by steve_rogers_is_dead June 16, 2008

chum stick

It's when you've blown your load in her mouth and she's not quite finished with the chum. She begins rubbing the head of your unit across her lips like an over size chap stick, moaning for you to give her more!

Dude, she looked like she had dry lips, so I let her use my chum stick!!

by Uncle Kurtie June 22, 2007

Chum stomach

Currently known as a sex move; when a male over 60+ ejaculates into a woman between the ages of 18-20

Girl 1: so what was it like with that retiree

Girl 2: omg it was crazy he totally chum stomached me

by Randomfoo March 6, 2021

chum chucks

The most vile ninja weapon on Earth - two soiled tampons tied together

Ninja: "I can deal with how vile shit shuriken are, but I draw the line when it comes to chum chucks."

by mBmD August 2, 2012

Chum Chugging

The art of eating with one hand while mastrubating with the opposite hand.

"Man I accidentally spilled milk from my cereal bowl on my junk while chum chugging this morning!"

by Harrybonbon July 13, 2016

Voice Chum

When you’re voice chatting on discord, and that one dude everyone hates is eating chips or screaming into the mic.

Christopher: EAT MY ASSSSS
Dan: We’re gonna ban you, Chris.
Christopher: Why?
Dan: Because you’re being a voice chum

by bitchhhhh69 April 8, 2019

chum yum

Where he cums (um), you eat chips (ch) and use the cum as a dip

girl : do you have chips
guy: ya why?
girl: i want to eat some chum yum tonight

by dick sucker22 January 29, 2018