eve christie

diva mega diva

“you know eve christie?”

“Who?”
“That mega diva”
“Ohh yeah the blonde I know her”

by Yournanscabbage April 1, 2025

Shawn Christy

N. Hide and seek world champion

N. The ability to be caught on camera in a blurry photo, but never seen in person.

When Tyrone learned he had to pay child support he pulled a Shawn Christy!

by Madmontecarlo September 18, 2018

Christy

Christy is such a lovable person ever! Will spoil you with gifts, give you anything! Who cares if she's a online person or a person you know in real life. If you know them GIVE HER A HUG RIGHT NOW! Don't ever be rude to her even tho you have a small fight.. make sure you keep her and never loose her.

Cc; OMG CHRISTY SPOILED ME WITH GIFTS AAA!!

by Twinkle :3 aka ~foxi~ December 14, 2020

Christi

Christi is one of a kind exquisite person. Her friendship is one that u don’t find often. No matter how horrible ur day has been and how bad of mood u are in she will put a smile back on your face. She’s kind and selfless she s always thinking of others before her self. She can do anything and is a better mechanic then most the men we know. She likes to argue but doesn’t like being wrong infact she’s so gifted she’ll have u believing she’s that she’s right even when u both know she wasn’t. Definitely one of my favorite people. Makes perfect koolaid. And will roundhouse me one trying to mess with her friends.

What’s that noise coming from the car ??
I’m not sure maybe u should take it to a mechanic.

I’m calling Christi. She’ll lnow how to fix it.

Cool shoes where those come from

Oh these… Christi got theses for me.

by OG Farmer July 13, 2024

slAgatha Christie

A woman that has many sexual partners at the same time, and also reads books.

Usually they have a very basic name such as Rose.

Shut up Slagatha Christie.
I've just spent last night over at Slagatha Christie's House.

by Jeffistani Warrior December 16, 2024

Christy

Retarded 11 year old from a polls group on instagram that i wish would die

Fuck you christy

by Nigggaboiii April 4, 2020

Chronic Christie Deficiency (CCD)

Chronic Christie Deficiency (CCD) is a non-contagious infection that usually attacks the main nervous system, it is contracted from prolonged exposure to the human species Homo Chrisus, or the individual called "Christie Nonna," it slowly cripples the inflicted with constant thoughts of Homo Chrisus.

Some early symptoms may include:
- Separation anxiety from Homo Chrisus
- Hearing Homo Chrisus' voice during immense periods of silence
- Tiredness and Fatigue when not in a room with Homo Chrisus

If left untreated, CCD might cause:
- Tiredness and Fatigue
- Constant desire to worship Homo Chrisus
- Obsession
- Insomnia

Treatment of CCD is simple and quick, consisting of physical hugs and kisses from Homo Chrisus

"That guy looks kinda tired lately, is he okay?"

"He got Chronic Christie Deficiency (CCD), pretty bad too"

"Damn..."

by MusicOjiisan May 21, 2022