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Chris

Chris is a best friend and a guy that is absolutely handsome, sweet, sexy and awesome. The one thing that makes you happiest in life. If you don't have one or know one, you are missing out.
Oh, he is totally a Chris!
by me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! February 8, 2010
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Chris

A crazy ass guy that went to your highschool.
Chris was the craziest kid I remember, like that one time he got a referral for splashing in a puddle. Or the other time he got suspended for dipping a tampon in red soda!
by anonqq January 21, 2009
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Chris

A asshole who can be completely amazing and a prick at the same time and you still can
t stop loving him.
OMG!!! Chris is such a prick!!!!!!!
Then dump him??
I can't I love him 2 much
.....w/e
by Cookiemee January 25, 2009
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Chris

The love of my life. i met him and fell totally in love. He means so much to me and i want to spend forever in his arms. Quite a nerd and pisses everyone exept me off constently. but i loves him
Shyla:jessi your boyfriend is mean to me
Jessi: yah he's such a chris
by LittleOneJessi December 23, 2008
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Chris

A slang word used to describe a man with two assholes. Most commonly used as an insult.
Woah man, i heard about that guy, apparently he has two assholes!

Haha yeah, what a Chris.
by Unknown...... December 9, 2007
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Chris

Very shy in groups but fun when you get to know them. chris's enjoy staying up all night talking about nonsense just to see how school is the next day. These select people are ridonkulously good at guitar hero but isnt very good at online mancala, have crazy curly hair that the rest of the world is jelous of.
by trecoollvr February 13, 2009
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Chris

A boy with a small penis. He wrestles just to get a feel on other guys. He is a lifeguard so he can show off his "chocolate chip" nipples.
Did you see that Chris over there? He'll never get any poon with that little dick.
by Jobelle January 11, 2008
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