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chatspeak

Abbreviations and bastardizations of certain words, used mainly on Instant Messengers. It was developed to allow those people who can't type 1000 words per minute to wrote and send out their thoughts with reasonable speed.


Standards include: lol, brb, gf/bf, ily, lmao, rofl, cuz, wat, h8, ne1, etc.
Scenario without chatspeak:
Person 1: I hate you.
Pause while person types out follow-up.
Person 2: What?!?! I gave you my life! *picks up gun and shoots self*
Person 1: You didn't tell me you got a girlfriend!


Scenario with chatspeak:
Person 1: I h8 u
Pause too short to allow Person 2 to make any premature assumptions.
Person 1: u ddnt tel me you got a gf!
Person 2: oh, i was worried there for a min.
by bearimagines April 3, 2009
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chatstabber

an internet user that pretends to get along with others on the internet in purpose to gain information and use it against them later.
Kim was in a chat room yesterday telling all of Gina's business.
But I thought Kim and Gina were friends?
Guess Kim's a chatstabber.
by Jaye November 8, 2004
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Too classy to be "Hipster" and too edgy to conform to "Mainstream" fashions.
"Her fashion blog is chuck full of images of "Chicsters."

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Yo momma so fat she got more chins then a chinese phone book is a dissed to anyone who is fat and has alot of chins like the name chin in china and in phone books chinese people have somtimes the same names so it makes sence
Person1: bro yo momma so fat she got more chins then a chinese phone book
RandomMofo: daaaaaaamn
OtherRandom: bro im gone dats ohh bro

Person2: imma go home now and cry

Person1: i hope you have enough toliet paper to whip your tears
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chicster

Mark Demarco is a chicster
by meekone February 27, 2009
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chinsie

chinsie - bogus, lame, unfare, not exciting.
That concert was really chinsie.
by Yonus May 29, 2008
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balls for chins

When the chins are shaped in a way that looks like a scrotum. Additional symptoms "sweaty + hairy" are usually associated with this condition.
The (now covered) cartoon drawing of a soldier with balls for chins on the wall of y-press room in the JFA.
by Balls for chins December 15, 2008
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