Hot Cheeto

When a guy has sex with a girl whose on her period and isnt told. And when he pulls out his dick is bloody.

Did you hear Matt got a Hot Cheeto from Kelsey.

by Kejoko August 22, 2013

cheeto eater

Fat lazy person that sits on there ass eating Cheetos collecting welfare.

"I hate house niggers dad they make more money than i do off my taxes."
Dad- "don't say nigger son there just a fuckin Cheeto eater".

by siccntired repairman April 11, 2013

hot cheetoes

(n.) the basic food source of all fat maxicans. you can tell an addicted vato by the signature red stains on the fingers, lips, and sleeves.

yo couse. go down to tha cowna sto an buy me sum hot cheetos widt this 25 cent.

by joe shmoe February 27, 2003

cheeto the cat

Shane Dawson's Cat

I didnt fuck my cat. I didnt cum on my cat. I didnt put my dick anywhere near my cat. Ive never done anything weird with my cats including cheeto the cat.

by Pee pee headddd April 05, 2019

Cheeto Zombie

Someone so completely mesmerized by Donald Trump to the point of being completely mindless.

Dave walks in, talking about how donald trump is the best thing to ever happen to america. Dave is a Cheeto Zombie.

by De Lumpdumper December 28, 2017

dusty cheeto

Innuendo for a dick that hasn't gotten any action fo awhile

My ex girlfriend said I had a dusty cheeto.

by maggie12403 June 17, 2017

cheeto mcdouchebag

A deservingly derogatory nickname for the orange-faced 45th President of the United States

Did you hear what President Cheeto McDouchebag did last week?

by The Rev September 28, 2019