cheeto voldemort

Another of the numerous nicknames for Donald J. Trump

Person A: how did the Cheeto Voldemort win the election?

Person B: what's a 'Cheeto Voldemort'
Person A: the Cheeto Voldemort? Oh! That's Trump! I thought you knew that.

by luuunaaa January 15, 2017

Cheeto Fingers

The obvious sign that you have been previously consuming Cheetos. Identified by oddly red or orange coloring to the the thumb, index finger, and middle finger. However, it can spread to the remaining fingers in cases of voracious and ravenous eating of Cheetos.

Those aren't Cheeto fingers.

THESE are Cheeto fingers (insert spirit finger motion here)

by ErickEbonic_BlackerThanYou March 12, 2009

cheeto head

a male red head who can't get a girl unless she is extremely intoxicated because of his hair color. Don't get them confused with the average gingers.

Wendy: I hooked up with a cheeto head last night!
Jenny: Oh no!

by cheetolover December 18, 2011

cheeto attack

After eating a tasty bag of spicy, Hot Cheetos, you will feel the urge to use the poo palace to relieve yourself. You will have a most undesired spicy butt hole. Slightly before and after the Cheeto Attack, you will experience the occasional groan coming on. Cheeto Attacks are NOT pleasant. (except for the rare masochist)

"oh no.... i feel a Cheeto Attack coming on!"

by la bandit October 26, 2009

a living cheeto

Donald Trump

Donald Trump is a living Cheeto

by Crunchy_Toast February 6, 2021

Cheeto Rag

A cloth, handkerchief, or other piece of fabric which is used primarily to wipe away the thick cheesy buildup which is associated with the consumption of Frito-Lay's 'Cheetos' line of puffed cornmeal snacks.

"After Glenn finished off an entire family size bag of Frito-Lay's 'Flamin' Hot Cheetos, he knew he would need fresh underwear and a clean Cheeto rag before starting on the next bag."

"Babe, have you seen my Cheeto rag?"
"It's on your head."
"Oh, thanks babe."

by SwissDook May 26, 2016

Cheeto

In the Arizona Department of Correction a term for a gay inmate. This is derived from the orange prison issued clothes, and the fact that you will never find a “straight” one in the bag.

That Cheeto has had more dick in him than a urinal.

by FoTwunnyInAz July 8, 2020