cold cheeseburger

The real reason why many females dont like to fuck when they are on their period.

Boyfriend: "babe why do you never want to have sex when your on your period?"
Girlfriend: "think about it you dumbfuck....have you ever tried to peel apart a cold cheeseburger?"

by ONAD REPEP June 8, 2014

Jr Bacunt cheeseburger

A particular cheesy tasting cunt or vagina, reminding the pussy eater of a jr bacon cheeseburger from Wendy's. Also used to describe a greasy cunt of a person, as to associate them with the greasiest kind of cunts.

That skank from last night was a real jr bacunt cheeseburger.

by JonnyHung April 13, 2009

cheeky cheeseburger

Small snackette - a between meal snack often eaten before dinner, but you don't tell the missus that you've had one

Popped in on the way home and did a cheeky cheeseburger

by bobit bob bob October 11, 2023

Oak Forest Cheeseburger Deluxe

Cheeseburger including: artisan bun, meat, cheddar cheese, lettuce, grilled onion, american cheese, poop, cocaine, and snot

Yo that Oak Forest Cheeseburger Deluxe was fire af

by Niggago February 14, 2019

Humphrey Bogart cheeseburger

A fat cheeseburger who is obsessed with having plastic surgery to look like Bogart. He thinks he is quirky for wearing 3 masks on top of each other. He also hates Elvis because Bogart rivals the gigachad.

Look at that ugly man, he is Humphrey Bogart cheeseburger.

by MichellePeck June 22, 2021

Wyoming Cheeseburger

Backcountry "cheeeseburger". Its bun is made out of ground pine cones steamed in water then clumped together to dry. The meat is freshwater bass scrotum, mixed with finely ground river rock to add extra flavor and crunch. Usualy, it is made when a hiker has run out of food, as a last resort.

I almost puked back there when I saw the Wyoming Cheeseburger that Jimmy was eatin'.

by RR239 May 3, 2010

vertical cheeseburger

The tastiest burger known to man (and some women) the vertical cheeseburger. The vertical cheeseburger is a well-loved name for the humble vagina. Take a $2 McDonalds cheeseburger and turn it vertically and the resemblance to the human female vagina is uncanny.

I ate Rhonda's vertical cheeseburger literally all weekend. In fact I'm sure I heard her say "would you like fries with that?" while I was mid meal.

by Dr Smooth September 17, 2017