catfish shits

When someone eats to much fish then they feel like crap, and their stomach hurts.

1.

Not Nikko:

"Man yesterday I ate fish sticks for lunch then Long John Silver's for dinner. I feel kinda sick."

Nikko:

"Sounds to me like you have the CATFISH SHITS."

catfish shits by godsp33d September 2, 2009

Catfish 

A girl most likely named Nadine. She spends most of her time online and that is the only life she has. Be cautious, everything she says is a lie. Deceptive to the core and a sociopath. She may seem genuine but trust me, it's a facade. Not to be trusted.

Beware of the catfish.

Catfish by destroyaho September 17, 2013

European Catfish 

Its a mythical creature that lives on the shores of europe. If you make eye contact with the fish you will have spontaneous rashes and unbelievable itching. To make this go away pat your head and turn around three times. If this doesnt work the call your local mythical creature hotline

"dude thats a european catfish, o crap man whats this rash."

European Catfish by Blckbik April 10, 2007

Catfish 

A simple man, with simple needs. He is honest, supportive, funny, caring, loving, handsome, gentle, cuddly, humble, and loves junk food. He can make you smile and laugh and he can take your breath away. He likes to play with your hair, kiss your forehead, hold your hand, and call you for no reason to talk about nothing for hours. There is no question when he looks at you, he looks straight into your soul and you know that he loves you unconditionally. He is the most amazing man in the world and every moment of my life would be better if I could spend it with him. He is my soul mate, my best friend, and my everything.

I love Catfish, he is my whole world.

Catfish by Fiesty Squirrel September 28, 2011

Catfish 

Someone who looks different in person than in photos

Emily's a catfish

Catfish by Realpersondefenition April 23, 2016

Catfish 

a very attractive woman. It is the middle of extremes compared to a whale and a minnow.

EX: Damn that catfish is hot af!

Catfish by Thuggy Z August 26, 2011

Catfish Cunt

A cunt that smells like a catfish or gurgles like a catfish out of water.

Dave: I was eating Nancy's cunt last night, and she queefed! It sounded like gurgling and also smelt!

Jeff: Sounds like catfish cunt. Better rinse your mouth out. Here's some scope.

Dave: Thanks, Buddy.

Catfish Cunt by billycakes October 25, 2009