A guy that woodley met in bootcamp and ever since they bin good niggA. One break hearts and the other can’t keep a girl more than a week . The dynamic duo who bags grandmas and milfS stay out the way
by My best bud July 14, 2023
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by castro1 July 30, 2023
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by Daddy_Thrax August 25, 2023
Get the Angelina Pavon Castro mug.A town in the Bay Area 20 miles from San Francisco. A place where u can find more coffee shops than people, literal trailer parks down the street from five bedroom homes, and every household owns at least 2 teslas. All the high school kids in this town have Edgar’s and sag their pants thinking they’re tough and claiming their from the ghetto. When in reality their mother drives a Range Rover and they get terrified when they see a homeless person. There is nothing to do here other than go to a massive man made lake or get coffee.
Person 1: I went to Castro Valley
Person 2: oh me too, I got ran over by a Tesla and a soccer mom threw her iced Starbucks latte at me.
Person 2: oh me too, I got ran over by a Tesla and a soccer mom threw her iced Starbucks latte at me.
by Who?asked? May 4, 2024
Get the Castro Valley mug.A boring town in the East bay where you can find literal trailer parks and 5 bedroom homes within a mile of each other. The hills are filled with Karen’s who will drive their Tesla Model X at twice the legal speed limit down a suburban street. Meanwhile The kids in the valley think their from the actual ghetto and go around saying their from the trenches, but anyone form the actual hood could beat their ass in a minute.
“I’m from Castro Valley”
“Oh damn what is there to do there?
“Absolutely nothing except to clown on wannabe gangsters and Karen’s”
“Oh damn what is there to do there?
“Absolutely nothing except to clown on wannabe gangsters and Karen’s”
by Who?asked? March 23, 2024
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Persons 2: bet imma Castro all over his food
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