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Cannibal

A cannibal is someone who goes into a restaurant and orders a waiter. But no really, cannibals are people who eat people.
"Run! Its a cannibal! He got John! Run!"
by JokesWithFriends July 11, 2023
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Cannibal

A more accurately scientific word would be homo sapiens. Scientist spent many years studying Ludwig Feuerbach's phrase "you are what you eat" and concluded that the species homo sapiens refer to cannibals
The cannibal accidentally ate a piece of grass. Making him a hybrid between grass and humans
by Shfsjdbrf March 16, 2022
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Coochie Cannibal

A slang term for a female homosexual or ‘lesbian’.
“Wow I sure do hate them coochie cannibals!”
by Ohhhhjeez November 18, 2019
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Mom cannibalism

Your mom understands why some animals eat their young ones.

"My mom can't be a cannibal lmao what you talking about"
ARE YOU SURE ABOUT THAT? 🤨🤨 *vsauce music intensifies*

Stay late at night and your best friend's gonna manifest the cannibalism in your mum
A large majority of children get eaten by their mum everyday if they don't sleep on time.

Listen to Urban dictionary. Listen to your mum. Have a good sleep schedule :)
"Omg it's 3 A.M. and I'm still awake lols"

"Your mom's gonna eat you up if you don't sleep, mom cannibalism exists"
by KnightDoesSomeRandomShit November 21, 2021
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Cannibal

Cannibal is a derogatory term for innocent people who did nothing wrong.
Prosecutor: That man is a Cannibal!
Defendant: You are what you eat...
by JJkiller1092 May 23, 2023
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Cannibal

A psychopath that has desires to consume human flesh in a meal
Dude: Have you seen the homeless guy down the street?
Other Dude: Yeah, I heard rumors that he's a cannibal
by MeatGrease May 4, 2021
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Cannibal

A person who is fed up with people
Cannibal: Ugh I'm so hungry
Cannibal 2: Here have the cold shoulder
by a friend for dinner October 16, 2022
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