budget lesbian

a woman who says she's bisexual yet only dates women

John: Ever wonder why Lily only dates women when she's bi?
Kyle: That's because she's a budget lesbian.

by PropertyofTimotheeChalamet March 2, 2023

Sump Bludgeoning

The act of having hard vigorous anal sex with a female.

John: "I'm gonna do some sump bludgeoning tonight."

by The Galavanters February 26, 2010

Butt Budget

When your finances or budget are tight and something comes up unforcasted so you pull money out of you ass to pay.

My bills were high this month so I am using my butt budget to buy wine.
Or
I had to use the butt budget to pay the light bill or they were going to cut me off

by HKM♡ November 2, 2019

Doll bludger

A doll bludger is someone who can physically work and doesn't have any medical conditions to stop them from working, but don't want to work.
Instead the will go on job seeker (job seeker(not really looking for work) and take 5¢ from every tax payers incomes to support their lazy asses.

Tax payer: oi what's your name
Doll bludger: doll
Tax payer: phuck you doll
Doll bludger: what's your name
Tax payer: tax wh...
Doll bludger: phuck you tax

by coop-meme January 6, 2021

Emotional Budget

A strategy to conserve your emotional strength and or energy from being drained or depleted.

Jane is such a nag,I have an emotional budget for a day with her.

by Female Einstein August 26, 2021

Simon Budge

Simon bowls pumpkins he licks aiden angs boody, he says he made 100 but it was in t20 blast. he Usually looks like my dogs food and eats grass for knowledge. He has a bbc and yet he looks like aiden angs snot.

My cat sat on Simon Budge

by anonymous September 9, 2021

poop on a budget

Pooping with little to no toilet paper to use.

I hate shitting at work. I always have to poop on a budget since the Mexicans can't seem to restock the toilet paper.

by bikelikemadd September 6, 2012