mud pumping

the action of anal sexual relations to medicate constipation.

melissa was really constipated and had to get mud pumped; jose had to mud pump annie after she ate the twice baked spaghetti; howard was mud pumping the shit out of andrew after he ate his calzone.

by robbartles May 20, 2010

mud river

When you pee in her ass whilst she shits on your dick

Got drunk last night and floated down the mud river with your mom

by Mudslides May 8, 2018

mud dick

When you fuck a chick in the ass then pull out your dick and find its got shit on it.

"Yeah I fucked that chick in the ass then she sucked my mud dick."

by Strik9 December 30, 2007

stick in the mud

In other words "a killjoy".

Be sure to join in enthusiastically with a sanguine's activities and ideas and above all, don’t be a stick in the mud!

by kaye321 November 22, 2016

play in the mud

fucking a chick in the ass

if there's no grass flip her over and play in the mud.

by Jbob April 27, 2003

bud mud

The type of slop that you shit the mornign after a night of drinking Budweiser.

I had the worst case of Bud Mud this morning.

by todd December 29, 2003

mud hen

A white girl who dates, fucks, or married black men.

How come most mud hens are fat bleach blonds?

by kozykole May 16, 2003