electiontime blues

The feeling one gets when they find out their candidate has either dropped out of the race, their indiscretions have surfaced, and/or you finally realize your candidate is a frigging idiot.

When used:

PERSON A:
"Yo Jimson, why so low."

PERSON B:
"Man, I've got the electiontime blues."

PERSON A:
"How so?"

PERSON B:
"I just found out my candiate thinks SOPA is the
French pronunciation of soap . What a frigging
idiot."

PERSON A:
"I'm with ya."

by thewholeagenda.com radio show April 25, 2012

Kitchen table blues

Another typical pointless night of you and your friends doing drugs and drinking at a kitchen table at home, instead of going to a bar or disco. The fact that people keep changing the music you have just put on, seems to be considered normal, as well as a constant wave of racist/sexist slurs.

Carl: He john, how was your weekend?

John: Mwah, kitchen table blues with steve and dan.

Carl: You should really go out more dude.

John: Yeah, i know.

by Rostiboots April 5, 2011

Good Morning and God Bless

When you shit, eat breakfast and drink coffee while on the toilet, at the same time.

"How was your weekend brother?"
"Amazing, I did a Good Morning and God Bless!"
"Oh I love doing those, they're fantastic!"

by TheMailManSmith May 23, 2018

Count yo Blessings

When you've been violated or fucked over but something insignificant also occurs

John: aye bruh that's why your girlfriend broke up with you after she cheated

Gabe: still hit tho
John: count yo blessings

by Mr.Violator December 3, 2020

mid week blues

A healthy bout of sad emotions and feels that occur half way through the week after a weekend of debauchery involving ecstasy.

"Hey man, what's wrong?"

"It's nothing, just come down with the mid week blues after last weekend."

by eedeee April 7, 2015

Jigaboo Blues

noun. Derived from two words: JIGABOO which is a silly, racist term for a black person, and BLUES which is a feeling of depression or repression expressed through song.

JIGABOO BLUES is a pejorative term for when African American folk complain about their situation or plight and blame their misfortune on white people, slavery, or racism, drugs, etc. This is similar to "playing the race card", in that they believe they are being targeted because they are black or simply claim that they are being "racially profiled" just to try and get out of something.

Cop: So I pulled over this black fellow for swerving across the center line, and when I asked him so undergo a sobriety test, he started singling the Jigaboo Blues, called me a cracker, and said I was racial profiling. However, my suspicions were confirmed when my flashlight revealed three empty 40 oz Natty Boh's.

by Dyrty Hyrry November 11, 2009

bless it up

A term used to tell someone to pray before an event.

bless it up so we can eat.

by Mr.cornbread December 7, 2016