by Vainersleet February 13, 2019
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by Cayden Ward April 25, 2019
Get the Brennan Marano mug.Brennan Blake, he is a boy who at first you thought was annoying but somehow you’ve come to love him. Everything that once annoyed you becomes the things you find most attractive about him. Like when he makes fun of your laugh or calls you stupid. He’s a over all funny guy and deep down you know that he cares for you. Like how whenever he says something mean he always apologizes really quickly so he doesn’t hurt your feelings. Sure you might think that he’s flirting with other girls but he’s just acting cute to impress you. When Brennan likes you, you’ll have no clue if he’s just being friendly or if he actually sees you as more then a friend. Hopefully soon your nightly FaceTimes with Brennan will turn your friendship into a relationship ;)
“Dang who’s that hottie over there” a unknowing seventh grader asks
“Oh that’s Brennan Blake!” Says a young girl laughingly “I have a huge crush on that chunk of meat”
“Oh that’s Brennan Blake!” Says a young girl laughingly “I have a huge crush on that chunk of meat”
by ~Davison girls June 11, 2019
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“How big was it”
“I had to use a microscope to see it, has he even hit puberty”
“How big was it”
“I had to use a microscope to see it, has he even hit puberty”
by I hate Jews and negros December 2, 2019
Get the Brennan LeJeune mug.Malnourished white boy with a nicotine addiction and works at McDonald’s for minimum wage. Coke addict and takes Xannys like candy. He is determined for the 500 dollars he lost due to losing a goddess. He is manipulative to get what he wants but it doesn’t work because everyone ignores his annoying ass. He is obsessed with his ex but swears he has three hoes, two virgins in line. He won’t ever do better but he’s trying. At least he has his champion fanny pack.
by Not your concern69 January 23, 2020
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Get the Brennan mug.Brennan is a tall man who plays baseball. He is very creepy and scares all the girls. He is more on the bisexual side of the spectrum. Brennan can be spelled numerous ways like Brenden, Benden, Brogdin, and Brangdindon. If you know a Brennan, please run.
by Anonymous ding dong October 24, 2019
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