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Boston

A really cool city in Massachusetts.

Correcting some common Boston misconceptions:

The Red Sox are awesome. Don't try to deny it.

The Patriots did not CHEAT their way to 3 Superbowl Titles.

Not everybody has an accent. And the people who do don't all have the same accent. There are multiple Boston accents, and they all sound totally differnt.

You can not park your goddamn car in Harvard Yard! Stop asking!

It is REALLY annoying to constantly be quacked at by the Duck Tours... but if you actually go on one you secretly decide that they're kind of fun.

We do not go to Cheers. And nobody will know your name there- the theme song lies.

Milkshakes are NOT the same thing as frappes. Frappes have ice cream, milkshakes do not. for some reason people are really confused about this one.



The End.

Boston=Love. Go Sox.
"I'm from Boston."

"Oh, do you go to Cheers all the time?!"

"Um... no."
by September_Sky October 27, 2008
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Boston Punk Zombies

Undercover police who do a terrible job trying to poseur their way into a "scene" to stop an imagined scourge of victimless non-crime.

The origin comes from a risible email exchange in March of 2013.
We just talked with those dudes outside whining to find "the awesome party." Total Boston Punk Zombies. Let's give 'em the address of a Dunkin' Donuts in Allston.
by Non-hipster Q March 29, 2013
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Boston Bulldog

When you fuck a woman, and then take turns with your dog.
Brad:"Yo, Selena."

Selena:"Hey! Are you ready?"

Brad:"Hold on!"

*Brad runs out to his car and brings his American Mastiff inside the house.*

Selena:"Um, what are you doing?"

Brad:"I'm gonna Boston Bulldog yo ass."
by Chester Moe Lester March 1, 2014
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boston beaner steamer

Receiving a blowjob while having diarrhea
I had wicked shit the other day and my old lady came in and give me a Boston beaner steamer
by Eddie semper fi November 25, 2015
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Boston Bottom

One cum filled, heavily dripping, cream pied anus. Gang bang deposits a plus.
I gave Rachel an old fashioned Boston Bottom last night.

We pulled a train on Pati last night. She passed out with a Boston Bottom.
by Eaton Holgoode January 24, 2018
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Boston Shuffle

When someone wipes their arse with the same piece of toilet paper in a back and forth motion, rather than the wipe once and drop method. It’s not clear why people do this, but it probably smears shit all over their backside.
“There’s a strange sound coming from that cubicle, like someone sanding a piece of wood
“Oh that’s probably Clive, he likes to do the Boston Shuffle. He’s smearing it around like peanut butter
by Chelvis Presley June 7, 2018
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Boston Bidet

A sexual act;

Where during missionary before a woman begins to squirt the partner turns around and spreads their cheeks to ecstatically accept an explosion of female flood water into the rectum.
Hey babe, that beer really filled me up, wanna try the Boston bidet tonight?
by ARealAuthor August 7, 2018
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