Bennis

“Bennis” AKA “Bennisball” is the latest sport to dominate the Gran Canarian Landscape. Named and Created by Andy Akka & Andy Parle.
This game is not Basketball 🏀

It is not Football
It is not Tennis
It’s Bennis!!!!!!

Court dimensions is half a Tennis court with a Basketball Net at one end and a Five a side goal at the other.

If you are fortunate enough to find a place who did not have enough room for a tennis court and set up as described above then you have found Bennis.
Locations found so far have been in Maspalomas at Parque Nogal.

“Crazy Bennis” involves playing an 18 hole crazy golf setup in a two metre allyway prior to Bennis to decide who starts in goal and who starts at the Basket end.

Rules of engagement:
1st find out who starts with the Crazy Golf
2nd You cannot cross the halfway line until you score to swap sides
3rd Kickoff from Basketball side if you score swap sides
4th if saved and you keep the ball you can shoot from up to the halfway line to score a point. (goals do not count as points, only to swap sides)

Holy shit is that as Bennis Court?

That court looks fucking ridiculous,
Lets have a game :)

by Daflyguy December 21, 2020

bennifer

A predictable process between two people that begins with a white guy and latino woman appearing in a crappy movie together, screwing, getting engaged, planning a wedding, postponing it, then officially canceling it, and then never speaking again.

Ben and the Jen where in the Bennifer way!

by Joe John Jacobs September 18, 2003

Benning

The Verb to 'Ben' is often used to describe hitting something very hard with a very heavy hammer.

Based on the multitude of hammers available you can go up in 'Ben' sizes

Usually associated with LandRovers, but can equally be applied to any older rusty or stuck component that needs to be Benned out.

The joint was rusty and I had to give it a right good Benning to free it off.
After countless hours Benning the hub, I finally got Big Ben out and it soon gave in.

by d3bodsy May 24, 2013

toy bonnie

An annoying animatronic that no one cares for also we still cant decide what its gender is

Toy bonnie is a very strange animatronic

by Jovieisfnaf June 19, 2020

Bennifer 2

The second Bennifer to J.Lo and Ben Affleck.

Combining the names of Benjamin Geza Affleck and Jennifer Anne Garner.

The next Brad and Jen.

The domesticated couple

Bennifer 2 - Better, Hotter, Sexier and Cute as Hell.

by K. Smith March 5, 2005

Bennism

To act ina perfect manner - Almost God-Like

He must belong to the cult Bennism because he is perfect

by Ben Austwick January 27, 2005

bannister test

A test to prove if the stories about oriental women being "cut the wrong way" down below is true.

An oriental woman is enticed to remove her panties and slide down a bannister, whilst an indepentant witness listens out for the tell tale 'flubberlubberlubberlubber' noise made by friction rubbing against the oriental woman's sideways cut pussy.

Any non-oriental woman performing the same test will result in a smooth, friction free and silent ride to the bottom of the stairs.

Oli: "Jenny, would you mind performing the bannister test? I want to know if the stories are true..."

Jenny: "Sure thing"

Jenny removes her pants, hops on the bannister and starts to slide... 'flubberlubberlubberlubber'

Oli: "I knew it!"

by Johnny Smartypants August 28, 2008