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blown out clarinet

An STD, named after anyone that was in a marching band. Symptoms include itchiness, red spots, anal leakage, breast tissue growth and listening to Neil Diamond on repeat for days at a time. Unfortunately no treatment at this time is available except for palliative care including cool baths in oatmeal, listening to Kenny G, and always double bagging it.
Girl 1: oh shit, green eyes and blonde hair, AND he knows fingering techniques?
Girl 2: Dont Lisa, last I heard, he was receiving treatment for a 'blown out clarinet'.
by HM Barber February 22, 2019
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full-blown

When a man or woman looks and acts so gay there is no doubt about their sexuality.
Kristen Stewart looks so gay she is 100% definitely a full-blown lesbian.
by mike miramar November 23, 2022
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Blown Ballsac Syndrome

A very painful disorder, blown Ballsac syndrome is whenever you nut so hard your balls imploded on themselves quiet literally
MY SYNDROME IS BLOWN BALLSAC SYNDROME GOD FUCKING HELP ME
by Blownbell66 March 28, 2022
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blown surprise

A bar trick usually performed by a female server or bar tender on a patron that has closed their tab and hung around to bullshit with their friends. At this point, the server/bar tender re-engages with the non-tipper to tell them the legend of if you blow on one’s asshole, one is unable to shit. With that, the patron calls shenanigans and asks the server/bar tender to prove it. Without hesitation, the server has the cheap bastard lie on their back on the bar/a table/the floor, pulls down her pants to expose her balloon knot, then has the scumbag blow a sweet breeze. Upon the wind hitting the chocolate star, she releases an extrusion of warm soft-served shitty logs onto the mother fucker’s face.
Yo, the other night I hung out with a buddy at the Watering Hole and he brought his dumbass coworker with him. That mother fucker bought over $100 of booze and didn’t tip the bar tender. He then hung around like Epstein in a jail cell. Eventually the bar tender told him THE legend and as expected, he didn’t believe it and asked her to prove it. So, she gave him the blown surprise and released Thursdays meatloaf all over his face. It was epic!
by Bobby the Bug Man October 5, 2020
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Blown call

It's convenient the refs just notice and admit to blowing a call after the fact, after the game has been decided.
A Duke alumni like J.J. Reddick would complain about the refs favoring Sacramento instead of Golden State, he probably thought the same thing about teams that played against Duke. In reality, the refs at the two games in Sacramento so far were just giving one of the richest and high profile teams like Golden State a small taste of their own medicine. It wouldn't be the first series in the Kings history a blown call against an opposing team possibly cost Sacramento a series.
by Snowboy Jr. April 26, 2023
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Full-Blown Girlfriend

The act of dating someone seriously and not dating someone else.
It often metastases to Full-Blown Fiance and in some rare cases, Full-Blown Spouse.
Russ: "She thought you were hitting on her"
Shannon: "No, I wasn't, I have full-blown girlfriend"
by yoomaamaaaa! October 5, 2016
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mind blown

sarcastic tone of voice when someone is saying something obvious
mum: books are made out of paper
child: MIND BLOWN!
by watermellon10 March 17, 2020
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