by Philyphil & Snyder February 24, 2015
by Sean ‘Burger’ Smith July 27, 2021
by coldnesquick July 23, 2019
by coldnesquick July 23, 2019
An STD, named after anyone that was in a marching band. Symptoms include itchiness, red spots, anal leakage, breast tissue growth and listening to Neil Diamond on repeat for days at a time. Unfortunately no treatment at this time is available except for palliative care including cool baths in oatmeal, listening to Kenny G, and always double bagging it.
Girl 1: oh shit, green eyes and blonde hair, AND he knows fingering techniques?
Girl 2: Dont Lisa, last I heard, he was receiving treatment for a 'blown out clarinet'.
Girl 2: Dont Lisa, last I heard, he was receiving treatment for a 'blown out clarinet'.
by HM Barber February 23, 2019
by watermellon10 March 17, 2020
I'm blown out like a barbers cat ...
by ceedee1950 May 8, 2023