Blown Like Tumbleweed

An act of fellatio of mind altering and physically shattering intensity. One that leaves the recipient like the tumbleweed that is at the mercy of the desert winds, simply blown away.

I was blown like tumbleweed. I felt like I was floating on air. She’s gifted, best blow job I ever had.

by mrforde December 31, 2023

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Blown sticks

To shoot guns or to smoke big gas aka weed

There was a shoot out down the street they was blown sticks

You wanna come over we can blow sticks

by Bïg nigga February 17, 2020

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Full Blown Mercenary

When something is so good the only way it can be described is Full Blown Mercenary

That was Full Blown Mercenary Greg

by Callum Adams April 17, 2020

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blown out clarinet

An STD, named after anyone that was in a marching band. Symptoms include itchiness, red spots, anal leakage, breast tissue growth and listening to Neil Diamond on repeat for days at a time. Unfortunately no treatment at this time is available except for palliative care including cool baths in oatmeal, listening to Kenny G, and always double bagging it.

Girl 1: oh shit, green eyes and blonde hair, AND he knows fingering techniques?
Girl 2: Dont Lisa, last I heard, he was receiving treatment for a 'blown out clarinet'.

by HM Barber February 23, 2019

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