bloomington

A city in Minnesota. More significant than the Indiana city of the same name, because it has the Mall of America.

Larry: Hey, Greg. Where you going man?
Greg: Bloomington.
Larry: Not the one in Indiana I hope!
Greg: Nope, Minnesota. They have the Mall of America!

by Suta September 7, 2007

Booking Up

When one engages in sex chat via facebook chat. Oftentimes dirty pictures are exchanged as one describes the details of the fantasy sexual encounter. If one so chooses, participants may masturbate while doing the one handed typing/clicking move typical of online porn perusing.

"Dude, I totally booked up with my ex last night. It was hot." "I didn't know that booking up was cheating!" "My mom totally walked in on me when I was booking up with Susie."

by muzykchik January 3, 2010

Bloomington MN

A ghetto ass city in the middle of Minnesota. Some would say that this is the best city in Minnesota. Other "normal" people beg to differ. This is a shitty, run down, noisey ass city that had crime and fires going non-stop. Most people from Bloomington are complete bad ass's. They don't give a single fuck about what you say to them. They cap a mother fucker if they have to.

-I'm from Bloomington MN
-Oh, what a nice city

-Nigga it's Bloomington.

by Pandabear nigga January 28, 2019

cock blocking the party

The act of killing the vibe of a party or event.

"Dude, the police sure were cock blocking the party at Mardi Gras this year."

by EveryManAKing February 9, 2010

Gucci Blocking

When a person is preventing you from getting you swag or gucci on. This can be considered a cock block.

John won't leave Eric alone while Eric is trying to talk to girls so Eric tells John, "dude, you are really gucci blocking me".

by guccimaneDD April 7, 2010

Bro Blocking

The opposite of cock blocking. When some one prevents you from chilling with your bro(s).

Tyrone: Damn, dan never chills any more...

Jamal: That greasy bitch hes dating is bro blocking.

by ALL I DO IS KUSH August 28, 2010

Coch Blocking

The act of helping someone escape punishment or other consequences that would result from an offense that they obviously committed.

-Ladies and gentlemen of this supposed jury, I have one final thing I want you to consider. Ladies and gentlemen, this is Chewbacca. Chewbacca is a Wookiee from the planet Kashyyyk. But Chewbacca lives on the planet Endor. Now think about it; that does not make sense!

Prosecutor 1: Oh shit... not the Chewbacca Defense

Prosecutor 2: Ugh.... looks like Johnnie's Coch Blocking us again...

by Siffilis December 21, 2010