Blake- known as some super hot hacking kid that never looks like a nerd but he is and yeah BIG PENIS! and puffy nipples and pimps all the bitches with the godsmack all well playing some rs and some wow and cod mw2 and some halo 3 all at the same fucking time niggers all in all blake is pro sauce (sexy hair!) *quite voice* venmtrillio ownz ;D
Alexa: Blake wanna come chill?
Blake: sure let me pwn some noobs on cod and halo first ;D
Alexa: kk so ull come after
Blake: no fuck that lemme rat some nerds then come
Alexa:Fine but you have a big wee wee
Blake: Ik ik calm ur bean ill make it rain later ;D
Alexa: what?
Blake: by that i mean make it rain money and pussy juice ;D
Alexa: fuck yeahhh ^_^
Blake: sure let me pwn some noobs on cod and halo first ;D
Alexa: kk so ull come after
Blake: no fuck that lemme rat some nerds then come
Alexa:Fine but you have a big wee wee
Blake: Ik ik calm ur bean ill make it rain later ;D
Alexa: what?
Blake: by that i mean make it rain money and pussy juice ;D
Alexa: fuck yeahhh ^_^
by Alexa666111 July 11, 2010
You people are all stupid. Blake isn't just a guys name. I know and am very crazy about a GIRL at my school named Blake. She is beautiful, amazing and overall just the best girl you could ever meet.
Teacher: Where is Blake today?
Student 1: I don't know. She should be here
Student 2: Damn, she is beautiful.
Student 1: I don't know. She should be here
Student 2: Damn, she is beautiful.
by soccer_broy40 December 11, 2013
by I_funny_right February 15, 2019
A Blake is a Comedy relief character of life. He is smart in mechanics but idiodic in real life situations. He usually plays childrens games such as Pokemon, Bayblade, and/or Yugioh, and spends most of the day play XBOX. He can usually be found in a darker skin tone (Friends call him Black) and a small, but noticeable 'fro. He is a liar at times at falls in love with girls who are somewhat unattractive. He makes weird noices that sound like geese, moose, or a clown. He can have many nicknames that range from B-Flake, Dr.Beef, Doctor Beuf, Blake Blake, ect. He is found all over the world, but the worlds famous Blake lives in Dawson City, Canada
Guy 1: Dude, Why are you using a level 5 Squirtle against a level 100 Pikachu?
Blake:Shut up I know what Im doing
"Squirtle just fainted"
Guy 1: Geeez, what a Blake
Blake:Shut up I know what Im doing
"Squirtle just fainted"
Guy 1: Geeez, what a Blake
by B-Flake June 21, 2011
Coolest guy you know, gets any bitch (or guy) he wants, and better than you in every way. Yet you can’t help but adore them
Ben: I met this dude named Blake
Johnny: damn Ben didn’t know you were hanging out with the cool kids
Johnny: damn Ben didn’t know you were hanging out with the cool kids
by Urbandefiner1888 January 20, 2022
A loser. A loser who can’t hold his liquor and he’s also fat even though he thinks he’s ripped. Sad.
A1: look at that guy on the bench press.
A2: I see him, must be named Blake. His face is so unlikeable. I’d love to punch him right in that stupid face.
A2: I see him, must be named Blake. His face is so unlikeable. I’d love to punch him right in that stupid face.
by SphincterGoblin January 12, 2018
by ClearlyAutistic July 02, 2018