pocket bike

A miniature motorcycle that is a small-scale replica of a full sized production (usually race version) motorcycle. Pocketbikes originated in Japan in the 1980s and naturally people started racing them. The trend moved towards Europe where the racing has grown, and now it has reached the USA. Original pocket bikes were made in Japan, and then European manufacturers started making very high quality units. Currently the market is flooded with cheaper Chinese knock offs and original designs, some of which are found at retail locations such as AutoZone and Pep Boys. The bikes are usually sized anywhere from 30”-50” in length and 18”-30” in height. Most pocket bikes are powered by 50cc or smaller 2-stroke engines. Newer models are made which are clones of street bikes and actually have working lights, signals, horn, speedometer, electric start and sometimes even alarm systems.

I rode my polini pocketbike down the street and it was fun.

by Paramecium October 3, 2004

bikini whale

An overweight woman that refuses to admit that she is too fat and thinks she looks good in a bikini.

Cover your eyes dude, here comes a bikini whale

by Skip Hartley November 26, 2007

Bikegyver

A person who can fix a bike mechanical problem on a ride with various things found in ones pocket.

He fixed my slipping bike chain with chapstick and a lighter. He's such a total bikegyver.

by O'P March 18, 2010

bikramming

Hot, sweaty, physically exhausting sex that involves up to 26 different positions over the course of an hour and a half.

I had to call housekeeping to change my sheets after Bikramming this girl at my hotel.

by whistlesgowoo January 16, 2014

Bikkjo

It is the absolute best word to describe anything wonderful. It is the supreme word to use! It can also be used as a nickname to your close family, friends, but especially if you have a boy/girl/non binary friend.
Pronounced: Bee-chó

Damn look at that Bikkjo today!
Holy! You are so Bikkjo!
Will you be my Bikkjo?

by ingvild den store January 7, 2021

Biketor

A sliver or slice of a bike ride

Guy 1: Yo, You wanna go on a bike ride?
Guy 2: I don’t got time. Wanna go on a biketor?

by biketorguy June 29, 2023

Stationary bike potato

Person who watches television while working out at home on a stationary bike, on the base of a rating system in which tv shows get labeled as "worth watching from the couch" or "can totally be seen during exercise".

The tv shows belonging to this last category are watched just to keep track of the story while waiting for the occasional good episode that justifies remaining attached to a series that outrunned it's original concept, or for that one-per-episode cool computer graphic effect. They can be followed just fine by listening and looking at the screen every 5 seconds or so. In the case of movies, they usually are cheap B movies often downloaded from the internet or rented by mistake.

The key concept of this activity is multitasking, originating from the fact that:
a) one has not enough couch-time to watch tv from a sitting position
b) one lacks the determination to stay put and watch a now boring show just to see how it ends
c) one wants something to distract him from the pains of fat-burning.

See also: treadmill potato, elliptical potato.

Tim: John, long time no see! Did you lose weight?

John: I really needed to free some space on my TiVo, so i stationary bike potato'ed my way through the last season of Prison break and Heroes.
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Michael: Well, time to go, i need to burn some fat.
Ryan: The office is on tonight, are you gonna watch it while you exercise?
Michael: Hey, i might be a stationary bike potato, but The office will *always* get some couch time from me.

by keichix November 1, 2009