Peg Beard

A woman used as a cover for a gay friend whom she anally penetrates using a strap-on dildo.

"What's the deal with Jesse and Anna? He seems gay."

"She does him in the butt, she's his peg beard."

by TheNotoriousFAP January 27, 2021

Dick-beard

The hair on the bottom side of your penis but not on your ball sack. Also can be used to describe a giant douche bag.

If you don't shave your dick-Beard she won't want to blow you.
Captain Curran told us he would smoke us till we threw up, and I was like dude quite being such a dick-beard.

by Cadet wonder boy September 1, 2012

coma beard

When someone is in coma so he can't shave his beard he grows coma beard.

Patient: "Good morning... WHAT IS THIS? I never grow beard!"
Nurse: "It's just a coma beard."

by llion March 12, 2008

Pedo beard

A beard that is not fully developed, and looks like pubic hair attached to the chin, that says "I am a pedophile and I don't care what you think". Invented by Morgan Stevens.

Guy 1: Dude, I don't like the way that guy with the Pedo beard is looking at those ten year olds.

Guy 2: Isn't that Morgan Stevens?

by Charizard 15 May 28, 2010

Crotch beard

The thread end of a scarf that sticks out of the bottom of a coat over the crotch area.

"That is a crazy crotch beard you got goin' on there, Jim."

"Yeah it's so soft, you want to touch it?"

"No, I'm good..."

by Kuyo January 14, 2010

Neptune's beard

A way to say 'Fuckin' A' without saying 'fuck'.

Q: "Did the Steelers win yesterday?"
A: "Neptune's beard! They crushed those Ravens!"

by HawaiiThad June 4, 2015

bearded taco

A hairy cooch. Fun to eat regardless, and term derives from the taco shape. Also spawned the term taco sauce.

See: alcove, bat cave, bear trap, bearded clam, beaver, bermuda triangle, box, bucket seat, cake, chuff box, cockpit, cooch, coochie, coochie-pop, coose, cooter, cooze, crack, crawl space, cum depository, cum dumpster, cuntcake, cunt, cunny, donut, dripping delta, felted mound, fillet-o-fish, finger hut, fish, fish taco, front bum, fly catcher, fuckhole, garage, gash, gates of Heaven, golden doorway, Grand Canyon, growler, hatchet wound, heaven's door, hole, honey cave, honey pot, hot box, jaws of Hell, lobster pot, loins, loose meat sandwich, lotus, love box, love canal, lower lips, meat wallet, muff, nooch, nook, nookie, peach, pearly panty gates, pocket, poon, poontang, purse, pussy, quiff, quim, rat trap, scratch, sheath, slash, slit, snapper, snatch, space, split, stench trench, tampon socket, temple, thingy, tool shed, tuna, tunnel, twat, undercut, vagina, vertical smile, wishing well, whisker box, womb, x, yoni

That Mexican place sure had a lot of bearded tacos!

by T. J. October 30, 2003