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bearded clam

Did you fuck that bird last night dude ?

No she had such a bearded clam
by l14msn April 8, 2015
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Bearded men

A man with a beard or someone who likes men!! Mostly by the name of Dalton who has a large crush on a man named Vladamir Pudin.
Dalton has a full grown beard at 13, this means he is very gay. Bearded men are very gay.
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bearded-dragon

A cock that has lots of hair on its underside right below the tip.
Jack: Did you hear about Max?

Alex: No, what happened?

Jack: Aleisha was about to suck him off until he pulled out his bearded-dragon, then she bolted!

Alex: Hahaa, oh man, I've always told him his ecessive body hair would hold him back one day...
by BeachBoi July 13, 2010
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bearded chalupa

A unshaven Femail Vagina, whos labia sticks out like a taco or a Chalupa
im going to tacobell can you pick me up a bearded Chalupa?
Hahaha, they dont have those at taco bell!
by Kaveman May 4, 2007
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bearded monkey

female genitalia, also known as fanny or pussy, part of the female body that resembles a bearded monkey
the man went down on his bird and came face to face with a bearded monkey
by paul james November 26, 2007
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bearded triangle

An area between a womans legs in which you insert your pee pee, the area may be a little fluffy.
Hence the bearded.

An unshaven minge
hahaha wtf are you doin with a bearded triangle
by pernament flange March 7, 2009
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