tricolored beard

a uniquely colored beard which contains three different tones, usually red/orange/yellow or brown. Uncommon, but most often sighted on large males with red hair.

A tricolored beard is usually sported by a man of Norwegian extraction.

by Wally Petro October 15, 2008

Beard Goggles

When you suddenly find someone more attractive after growing a beard, or less attractive after shaving it.

I have some serious beard goggles for him!

by namepersonface August 10, 2014

fanny beard

You will require a girl with a hairy bush. Flip her upside down spread her legs, go behind her and rest your chin on her fanny. A mirror is best at this point to check out your fanny beard. You can use ladies with differing colour hair to get your desired look.

Flipped my bird upside down last night and took a fanny beard selfie. My birds sporting an 80s bush at the moment.

by anon.gcfgv755r August 29, 2014

coma beard

When someone is in coma so he can't shave his beard he grows coma beard.

Patient: "Good morning... WHAT IS THIS? I never grow beard!"
Nurse: "It's just a coma beard."

by llion March 12, 2008

Pedo beard

A beard that is not fully developed, and looks like pubic hair attached to the chin, that says "I am a pedophile and I don't care what you think". Invented by Morgan Stevens.

Guy 1: Dude, I don't like the way that guy with the Pedo beard is looking at those ten year olds.

Guy 2: Isn't that Morgan Stevens?

by Charizard 15 May 28, 2010

Crotch beard

The thread end of a scarf that sticks out of the bottom of a coat over the crotch area.

"That is a crazy crotch beard you got goin' on there, Jim."

"Yeah it's so soft, you want to touch it?"

"No, I'm good..."

by Kuyo January 14, 2010

Neptune's beard

A way to say 'Fuckin' A' without saying 'fuck'.

Q: "Did the Steelers win yesterday?"
A: "Neptune's beard! They crushed those Ravens!"

by HawaiiThad June 4, 2015