grave bads

The opposite of "grave goods", which are items buried with someone who's died, to accompany them in the afterlife.

Grave bads are the items people start gifting or regifting to family and friends as they get older, trying to simplify their lives, unhoard their homes, and generally realize you can't take it with you, and it's not worth keeping. Though not fully ready for the trash, so they find a home for it in you.

After a full and industrious life, Lawrence had assembled scads of tools, art, and other comforting sundries. But rather than give them away as burdensome grave bads, he loaded them on his boat, set sail with his last breaths and lit himself and all of it on fire.

by grubecnerwal November 28, 2018

The Bards Law

A "Dungeons and Dragons" Law the states

1: It doesn't matter who or what you are. You WILL be fucked!
2: If it can be fucked it WILL be fucked!

DM: you all enter the chamber and you see dragon sleeping on a

Bard: I would like to invoke The Bards Law.
Everyone: *Facepalm*

by DShipReck November 8, 2021

Bunussy Badussy

The most beautiful sexy stunning terrific cutest amazing being to ever exist. 6 feet tall and has Z cup titties. When she exists people bow and cream for joy. a person truly endowed with exceptional qualities or abilities. someone who is ethereal, perfect, awesome, beautiful, trustworthy, adorable, gorgeous, pretty, attractive, lovely, charming, heavenly, winsome, stunning, ravishing, arresting, glamorous, irresistible, charming, compassionate, sympathetic, considerate, helpful, likeable, reliable, bewitching, beguiling, appealing, engaging, prepossessing, cheerful, friendly, resourceful, sincere graceful, elegant, aesthetic, magnificent, exquisite, amazing, awesome, kind, talented, smart, nice and cute.

Bunussy Badussy, our Lord and savior!

by qutz February 24, 2022

onion lake bads

A girl who parties every weekend kissing their friends' boyfriends or fucking them. They're more fake than their eyebrows and you should never trust an ol bad because she backstabs you sooner or later. Usually every guy wants them because they know how easy she is but she usually will always cheat on him at the next party she finds. Never trust an ol bad because they take your clothes and won't give them back

Guy 1, "she's easy, I'm going to grow feelings for her and then I'll get cheated on but I'll keep going back to her bc she's easy"
Guy 2, "can I share?"
Guy 3, "yes me too"

Guy 1, "must be onion lake bads"
Guy 2, "he/she is!"

Girl 1, "she just kissed my boyfriend and we were friends"
Girl 2, "must be an ol bad"

by Thing696969 April 23, 2014

Barry Bee Baldson

A bald Barry Bee Benson known as

obislayer ImMutedfor90Days Slayerb

and someone who is a Bee and is bald with no hair

Barry Bee Baldson is such a dlown.
That guy is such a Barry Bee Baldson

by swagmlggamer01 June 24, 2021

...All the bands together

A none existent symphonic metal band from

We Are Number One but it's played in 13 METAL styles

Damn I can't find ...All the bands together on everywhere Yandex Google Bing Even tor search engine

by HVC_ViperM December 2, 2021

badussy

Noun - (Ba-du-see)- Sexual term short for Butt, Dick, and Pussy. Usually refered to as a smell.

When we were done, that room smelled like badussy.

by John from ohio April 30, 2006