basketball shots

A really bad coverup/code name for shots when you realize your RA is in sitting right next to you in the lab.

Girl: "Hey, I have got to go, a couple of my friends are taking shots and I want to go join them."
Unnoticed RA: "You better not be doing that in my hall."
Girl: "Oh... I meant basketball shots."
*Quickly leaves*

by Reallynotnick2 February 24, 2010

basketball junkie

someone who watches basketball and has basketball shoved up their ass,or someone who will watch a game and not even know who the fuck the team is

That BASKETBALL JUNKIE was watching the kalamazoo community college game

by special ed March 24, 2005

basketball girl

1,000% better then Soccer Girls, they are so aggressive and the HOTTEST. They are always so sweet and so cute. If your dating a basketball girl, boy you better be ready for a competitive girlfriend, but your lucky! All

“Dammmmn that basketball girl is so hot!”
“I know, her shot is so perfect, her booty is AMAZING! It makes her so much prettier then soccer girls. She is so competitive, I would be a lucky man if I were her boyfriend”

by Cgareny12040404 November 25, 2019

basketball hoop

basketball hoop is a small round object which can be inserted into any opening in the body and whilst inserted and exposed to said body parts, fluids will slowly begin to expand creating a hole in which pleasure can be enjoyed.

the most common are for a basketball hoop to be utilized is the nose, a long-forgotten and underappreciated hole in the human body. the nose can finally be used for and celebrated for its potential as a sexual organ.

"i bought a basketball hoop yesterday jeff. " said bryan , " I cant wait to use it on Penelope's tiny nose"

by jlingzzz December 10, 2021

basketball gm

A pretty good game, it's basically a middle ground from the simple to complex for sports games, it's also got one simple trick, its free with no microtransactions, only ads.

"Basketball GM is a good game, the creator should be proud!

by astupidwerewolf December 28, 2020

basketball facial

The act of making a basketball shot with a defender right in front of you

Did you see that Ron?! That defender just got a basketball facial

by CurtHolls March 8, 2015

Basketball Impossible

Ejaculating on four different points of a female's face - the mouth, nose, eyes, and hair.

"Fuck the three point shit, I four pointed all over that bitches face! Basketball impossible."
Reply: "Basketball impossssibblleeee! <high five>"

by adam m January 10, 2014