beyond basic

Being completely and utterly basic; usually being oblivious to one's basicness

Boss Ass Bitch 1: That girl think she so hot takin' dat selfie, but she lookin' a hot ass mess!
Boss Ass Bitch 2: She beyond basic rite now.

by Leixcon September 17, 2014

Troll based

Someone that messes around a lot and is not being serious is troll based.

An opinion that is only meant to piss someone off can also be troll based.

Person 1: Danny is not beeing usefull to the team and is just messing around,
Person 2: Yeah Danny is pretty troll based.

by TheWombat25 October 6, 2020

basic cable

Average looking girls; who are free, easy, not hard to get. There is not much to look at, you do not get the good Channels

That girl is basic cable.

by Sharon Magoole November 4, 2011

based on the novel Push by Sapphire

When something is so enormous a single word or two cannot describe it, it must be named and then followed by a long, irritating subtitle that must be repeated every time the original object is mentioned.

I just took a shit so big it was based on the novel Push by Sapphire.

by psdpro August 28, 2010

basic hoe

A bitch that done fucked the hood. A bitch that got pregnant by a married nigga. A bitch that thinks just cause he got you pregnant that he's going to leave his wife. A bitch that cries child support cause her baby daddy don't want her. A bitch that screenshots every damn thing. A bitch who complains about her baby daddy not being shit, knowing damn well he wasn't shit when he climbed on top your ugly ass. A bitch who lives off the system but has every hot new thing that's out. You know you're basic when you're fucking with married and taken men. If you guilty of any of this, YOU'RE A BASIC HOE.

Yeah, I fucked your husband, now he fathers my child, because, I'm a basic hoe and can't get my own.

by ha.bitch December 30, 2013

partially gelatinated non-dairy gum-based beverage

The best drinks at Krusty Burger. Also called "shakes" at "McDonalds".

"Hey, I heard they put a new McDonalds in down the street. Yeah, they have them same things as Krusty Burger, like these Krusty Partially Gelatinated Non-dairy Gum-based Beverages. Except they don't call them that. No, they call them 'shakes'."

by Harvey January 6, 2004

basic bro

The male equivalent of a "basic bitch". Some basic bro behavior includes:
~ Wearing Ed Hardy shirts
~ Drinking Natty and/or Bud Light (usually day drinking)
~ Using copious amounts of Axe Body Spray
~ Removing one's shirt at the start of a basketball game despite nobody calling "skins"
~ Taking theme parties far too seriously
~ Wearing a baseball cap sideways or backwards and also wearing sunglasses to keep the sun out of their eyes
~ Playing the guitar in public (badly)

"Fuckin' Todd is here. Dude is such a basic bro."

by WookieeValentine May 19, 2014