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Ballsack Mattress

A ballsack so large and loose that you could rest any number of body parts on it.
That shorty rode the dick bicycle the her meat flaps took a nap on the Ballsack Mattress.

Rob: I'm so Tired I could sleep on the Ballsack Mattress.
Tom: dude, that's gay
Rob: so what. It's comfortable as hell.
by fredman6654 September 8, 2016
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ballslack

An elongated ballsack that hangs well below the flacid penis and is even more pronounced when erect.
Did you see Al's ballslack when it was his turn to bang Lori? His nuts were laying on the mattress when he was fuckin'!
by Damocles007 July 4, 2017
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ballsack piper

n; One who creates traditional Scottish music through the act of placing large pipes into their ballsack and playing them melodically.
I heard Gary's father was once a traditional ballsack piper in the days of olde
by Shadow_86 October 30, 2017
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Ballback

When you have balls behind your first set of balls
Bro I saw this dude in the change room, he had four balls! He’s a ballback!!!
by Ballback April 20, 2018
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Ballsmack

A game popularized by Abe Aylard and Dylan Bolton where you say "Ballsmack" to a friend and they have to bend over for 5 seconds. if they don't, you get to punch them in the balls.
Oh man! I just got ballsmacked.
by penismonger69 September 13, 2019
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ballsack jerry

A weird mysterious dude. Often just dances randomly and says “ayeee” like the fonz.
Ballsack Jerry: *Doing something weird as fuck*
Person #1: “What they hell is he doing?”
Person #2: “Idk man that’s some Ballsack Jerry shit!”
by nayrdivad January 31, 2020
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Ballsack grenade

A form of torture used In the late 2010's

The ballsack grenade is when you would attach a firework to a mans ballsack and/or Vagina and attach a lighter on your tongue. If the tell a lie, statr licking their ballsack and run away.
"Dont make me use a ballsack grenade"
by Hi welcome to pizza hut March 12, 2020
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