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number bailing

When someone asks you why you want their phone number and you lie to them.
I almost got my crush's number yesterday but I ended up number bailing.
by robobuilder October 28, 2017
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BAIL

Slang abbreviation-code for 'Bitch About It Later'
Tom is pissing off your friend.
Tell your friend that "We'll BAIL"
by consciouslyoblivious June 30, 2017
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Bail money friend

BMF- the one call option. The person you can call no matter what the time or what the reason or where you are who will come without question and get you outta there, or at least provide lawyers, guns and money.
Thank goodness my BMF Bail money friend was sober, or else I never would have gotten out of that speed-trap town.
by BigTex August 14, 2012
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Bails

Bails is cool awesome funny guy!!!!!!!! He is so silly!!
Wow bails is so silly
by matsumatt September 23, 2023
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Bailing Spinach

When a lawn is cut after being over grown while the grass is still wet. So wet that the grass comes out of the mower like clumps of cooked spinach and stalls the mower.
Damn, I haven't cut the grass in 3 weeks. I'm gonna be bailing Spinach Saturday
by Captain Motorcycle July 10, 2022
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Irish Bail

when you impregnate your girlfriend/wife before the start of your prison sentence so she has something to do while you're away.
Luckily she got Irish bail the week before his ten year prison term started so she had her hands full for the duration
by SoberCaine November 5, 2021
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Bail

One of the best part of America's justice system. The doctrine that, by default, you should be released from jail until given a fair trial. Usually you must pay money as leverage so you show up in court. Bail is one of the greatest parts of America's justice system, because it makes it so much easier to get a fair trial, work with attorneys, etc. and it also ensures that you won't spend months or years in jail only to be found not guilty of a crime. Unfortunately, many poor people can't afford to pay cash bail and sit in jail until trial, often for crimes they did not commit.
In America, if you rob a bank, you can bail out and go free until you have a fair trial. In China, if you criticize the government, you'll be arrested and held in jail for months or years, and you won't be given a fair trial.
by Xxxxxxxxfanboyxxxxxxxxxx February 1, 2021
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