when sitting in the backseat of a car between two dudes and jerks them off simultaneously as if you were pushing yourself on a pair of skiis
by horny plumber August 2, 2016
Get the skiing in the backseat mug.phenomenon which occurs when straight women begin to realize that perhaps men who spend more time and money on their hair/skin/clothes than they do, are not exactly what they wanted after all. Mom always said "be careful what you wish for, you just might get it!" and damn if she wasn't right!
Phase 1 of the Metrosexual Backlash first results in the "metro" receiving the exact OPPOSITE attention response that he was hoping for. Instead of gaining increased attention from prospective partners, DEcreased attention results due to the inability of said partners to ascertain the orientation of the "metro".
This leads to Phase 2 of the Metrosexual Backlash, an increase in autosexual behavior among, interestingly, both straight women and gay men, both of whom experience frustration at not being able to identify the "metro" as part of their dating pool.
Phase 3 has yet to be clearly identified, but it may include an increase in the frequency of friendships between gay males and straight females as they form alliances dedicated to determining the orientation of "metro" men.
Phase 1 of the Metrosexual Backlash first results in the "metro" receiving the exact OPPOSITE attention response that he was hoping for. Instead of gaining increased attention from prospective partners, DEcreased attention results due to the inability of said partners to ascertain the orientation of the "metro".
This leads to Phase 2 of the Metrosexual Backlash, an increase in autosexual behavior among, interestingly, both straight women and gay men, both of whom experience frustration at not being able to identify the "metro" as part of their dating pool.
Phase 3 has yet to be clearly identified, but it may include an increase in the frequency of friendships between gay males and straight females as they form alliances dedicated to determining the orientation of "metro" men.
I used to think those pretty metro boys were so hot, but lately I find they're just too much. Damn metro's, bet they weren't counting on the backlash, 'cause I ain't got time to be with a guy who's spending more time getting ready than I am!
by brooklyn516 August 17, 2004
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The person or people who try to direct a one-person game by making useless comments and suggestions, much to the annoyance of the gamer.
Gamer: I love Assassin's Creed 2!! I'm gonna make Ezio go over these rooftops for fun!!
Backseat Gamer: why don't you just go through the streets? It'd be quicker and less bother.
Gamer: =_= ohhh you're so annoying
Backseat Gamer: why don't you just go through the streets? It'd be quicker and less bother.
Gamer: =_= ohhh you're so annoying
by BadWolfFile November 26, 2009
Get the Backseat Gamer mug.When you get permission from a female to ride her back naked, just as a jockey would ride a horse. Whilst the female is running the, gravitational pull causes you dick and balls to lightly brush her back.
Grant: "Hey Leonie, can i have a piggyback ride?"
Leonie: "Sure you can Grant!"
Grant: "Awesome, i'll make sure its an enjoyable Brooklyn Backslapper!"
Leonie: "Sure you can Grant!"
Grant: "Awesome, i'll make sure its an enjoyable Brooklyn Backslapper!"
by bigpappabob August 16, 2010
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Get the Steady backshots mug.Hey man you should get in the left lane since your going faster than these other people.
Thanks man, your a good backseat driver and thanks for the tip, I'll get right on that.
Thanks man, your a good backseat driver and thanks for the tip, I'll get right on that.
by tHe_DarKonE September 18, 2007
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