Coole Auto

The flicker of a TV illuminated this bedroom, drowning out the darkness with his favorite programs. Do you remember how we became friends? The lights scared off all the monsters, they kept him safe. Do you remember my face? With contorted flesh and broken bones, I made myself known. Do you remember my touch? I cradled him in my arms. My sweet boy. I took him away. Do you remember that night, Murray? When you stare into the mirror, you see the same monsters from your bedroom, don't you? But your skin is not your own. You're not the real you.

"Coole Auto is inside your home"

by The False Shepherd August 6, 2023

Auto-Cornholio

The act of eating your own ass, after you achieve the legendary achievement of auto-felatio.

I have grown tired of sucking my own dick, and am now teaching myself auto-cornholio.

by Mike Migger April 4, 2020

Auto immune

Someone who tragically does not understand the appeal of sexy, fast cars.

I love the new BMW convertible but my husband is Auto Immune and drives a boring SUV.

by Faster Redhead December 15, 2021

auto-lube

The female version of pitching a tent.

Nudity is only an art form if you don’t auto-lube when you see it.

by Smol Wunder February 2, 2020

Auto-Repleasantry

An automatic reply of "you too" to a pleasantry when it doesn't apply to the other person.

I gave the guy at the front desk at the gym an auto-repleasantry when he said "have a good workout."

EXAMPLE:

Ticket-taker at movie theatre: Enjoy the show.

Me: You too

by larscooley October 2, 2016

Auto Rickshaw

THE BEST EMOJI EVER. IT IS A CAR. IT IS SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO EPIC.

"That person is very auto rickshaw."
"Very auto rickshaw! They're soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo cool!"

by aut0tunee June 8, 2021

Auto correct

The most retarded bullshit ever created it's supposed to correct mistakes but it fucking makes mistakes

Note On my definition of swear words you see the word white but it wasn't supposed to be the word white it was supposed to be the word whore but It got auto corrected

Auto correct is fucking bullshit

by Boogereater69 January 9, 2021