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Asshat

A playful way of saying "You are fucking annoying and you need to go somewhere else you little turd!" To your friend...
When he said he broke up with my best friend, I said, "How could you do that you little Asshat!"
by The Girl Around The Corner February 7, 2017
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Asshat

Someone with a ass like personality, almost as if they were wearing an ass on their head
That kids acting like an asshat
by 22Miss_Understood22 January 20, 2017
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asshat

The act of resembling a condom which has been used in the process of ass penetration.

Which or may not have been in gay anal sex.

Ie: Dirty asshat.
Ex: "Dude...don't be such an asshat"
by 13blackcats December 21, 2008
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asshat

Norhan was being her normal, asshat self, when she kept playing with me.
by birdboi June 8, 2018
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Asshat

A person with their head up their own ass so far that they are wearing a hat.
That ignorant, compassionless woman who posted a horribly thoughtless and insensitive comment is an asshat.
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Asshat

An individual so devoid of intellectual capacity as to render their person, more specifically from the torso up, as nothing more than a decorative headpiece resting atop their buttocks. This is not to be confused with the verb "asshat", which is the physical act of cranial-rectal inversion.
St. Anselm: "God is a being than which no greater being can be conceived. If God does not exist in actuality, then he can be conceived to be greater than he is. Therefore, God exists.”

David Hume: "You just begged the question, you fucking asshat!"
by The Real Mad Hatter February 16, 2017
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Asshat

Have you seen that asshat luciano
by Tiktiktik November 3, 2019
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