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Can I ask you something?

That question which often precedes "are you gay?"

This can come from anybody who has little experience going about somebody potentially in the closet, most of all those who don't know to avoid asking directly. That includes friends, co-workers, parents, cousins, family, and even other known gays.
Heterosexual: Hey, can I ask you something? Don't be offended. You don't need to answer if you don't want to.

Internally- panicking and closeted homosexual: Yeah, what is it?
Heterosexual: Are you gay?
by 83rd element December 26, 2018
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Ask People Out Prank Day

On the 11th of December its National Ask People Out Prank Day. Every boy has to ask out people on this prank day and see the response you get :D
I will ask out this girl in my class today because its ask people out prank day
by Jonathon Jim December 3, 2020
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Ask Out

Simple rules that will help you along the way of asking a female out. Sometimes, a woman knows she likes you but 1 or more of the following reasons

could be preventing her from going out with you.

#1 Make sure you are NOT an associate(Friend, family) of any of her ex's.
#2 Make sure you are NOT an associte(Friend,family,) of any of her enemies.
#3 Always try to be a friend first, a loyal friend.
#4 Make her feel important to you, not just a fling.
#5 Try not to use awkward questions or sarcasm, always be sincere, speak from the heart.
#6 It would help if you don't start any drama.
#7 Don't give up.
Jane: Hey, I started flirting with John, I really like John but I think he's friends with my ex. Can't
go out with him because of this.

Summer: Oh, no, they are ex friends.

John: Hey Jane, I really wanted to ask out this weekend, lets go see a movie as friends.

Jane: Ok, sounds perfect.
by MindfulLove February 12, 2013
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ask.fm

social suicide, basically the modern burn book. people ask themselves questions just for the attention. warning: once your logged on no way of logging out, it will and has ruined you.
by itstaylorjohnson202 February 28, 2015
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Funny you should ask

Someone who reminds somebody else about something he forgot to ask.
How did you won that Pastry contest?
Funny you should ask.
I made a cake covered in cream and strawberries.
That made me victorious.
by BlackPohatu October 18, 2016
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ask the man

An expression coined by C/C++ users, where the reference to man refers to the manual.
"If you don't know the ceiling function, ask the man!"
by pcaston2 October 13, 2005
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Double-ask

An epic fail when someone asks a question, gets an answer and re-asks. It is usually found in conversation when an idiot or stoner is involved.
Stoner 1: Hey man, what's up?
Stoner 2: Not much dude, what about you?
Stoner 1: Nothing really, you?
Stoner 2: You fail, you just double-asked. Are you stoned?
by ilovepieXD August 9, 2010
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