Asher is super smart, creative, resourceful and musical. He is a fierce friend and very loyal, reliable, and sweet as a Bumblee’s tooshy. However, he has one chink in his armour - dirty dishes. Asher, if you’re reading, no more dishes in Narnia or anywhere in Crunchytown.
When it comes to music, he can do magical things with his fingers on his guitar. When it comes to women, he can also do magical things with his fingers, on their minges. When it comes to men, we’re not sure of his finger magic… yet.
Asher grows 1cm shorter each Birthday.
Asher always wears a pimp coat and slippers. Except one time when he represented Crunchy at court, and wore a fitted white shirt which was all the judge noticed.
Also Asher if you’re still reading, stop leaving joint ends around. Only leave unsmoked joints as gifts going forward.
Asher is loved and valued by his friends. Never change (except the dishes thing).
When it comes to music, he can do magical things with his fingers on his guitar. When it comes to women, he can also do magical things with his fingers, on their minges. When it comes to men, we’re not sure of his finger magic… yet.
Asher grows 1cm shorter each Birthday.
Asher always wears a pimp coat and slippers. Except one time when he represented Crunchy at court, and wore a fitted white shirt which was all the judge noticed.
Also Asher if you’re still reading, stop leaving joint ends around. Only leave unsmoked joints as gifts going forward.
Asher is loved and valued by his friends. Never change (except the dishes thing).
Ralph: Dude, did you leave your dishes out?
Johnny: Nah man, what do you think I am a fkn Asher or something?
Johnny: Nah man, what do you think I am a fkn Asher or something?
by QueenFoozle69 July 11, 2022
Asher is my husband, he is one of the kindest, gentle and sweet human beings I’ve ever met. I love my Asher baby. 🖤
by DaddyLuvr777 December 30, 2023
A sweet, funny, and lovable girl whose heart is big, but her temper is shorter than she is. Her heart first belongs to God, so if you try to pursue her, you might find yourself attending church the following Sunday. She loves her family, and isn't afraid to show it. She's very loud, extremely theatric, and some people consider her "childish", but she couldn't care less! Nothing is "normal" with her, so if you date her, literally expect the unexpected! She makes you smile without even trying, and half the time she doesn't even know how she's doing it. I don't know how, but she simultaneously lives in two worlds at once, and is oblivious a good percent of the time. She's often on her toes, either working so she can blow her money on her family, or literally standing on her toes because she wants to see how long she can hold the position. Get on her bad side, and she'll tear you a new one! She may not remember what she wore the other day, but she'll never forget what you did to piss her off!
by imapersonwithaname November 24, 2021
by techno 🤙 May 01, 2022
Usually really nice and good.Is SUPER funny and wears beanies,vans,under armor,and likes tiktok.
tiktok acc:@postalarcher
tiktok acc:@postalarcher
by nolank November 24, 2020
by Tiaras husband June 20, 2022
I hold on so nervously to me and my drink
I wish it was coolin' me
But so far has not been good
It's been shitty, and I feel awkward as I should
This club has got to be the most pretentious thing
Since I thought you and me
Well, I am imagining a dark lit place
Or your place or my place
Well, I'm not paralyzed, but I seem to be struck by you
I wanna make you move because you're standin' still
If your body matches what your eyes can do
You'll probably move right through me on my way to you
I hold out for one more drink, before I think
I'm lookin' too desperately
But so far has not been fun, I should just stay home
If one thing really means one
This club will hopefully be closed in three weeks
That would be cool with me
Well, I'm still imagining a dark lit place
Or your place or my place
Well, I'm not paralyzed, but I seem to be struck by you
I wanna make you move because you're standin' still
If your body matches what your eyes can do
You'll probably move right through me on my way to you
Well, I'm not paralyzed, but I seem to be struck by you
I wanna make you move because you're standin' still
If your body matches what your eyes can do
You'll probably move right through me on my way to you
Not paralyzed, but I seem to be struck by you
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I wish it was coolin' me
But so far has not been good
It's been shitty, and I feel awkward as I should
This club has got to be the most pretentious thing
Since I thought you and me
Well, I am imagining a dark lit place
Or your place or my place
Well, I'm not paralyzed, but I seem to be struck by you
I wanna make you move because you're standin' still
If your body matches what your eyes can do
You'll probably move right through me on my way to you
I hold out for one more drink, before I think
I'm lookin' too desperately
But so far has not been fun, I should just stay home
If one thing really means one
This club will hopefully be closed in three weeks
That would be cool with me
Well, I'm still imagining a dark lit place
Or your place or my place
Well, I'm not paralyzed, but I seem to be struck by you
I wanna make you move because you're standin' still
If your body matches what your eyes can do
You'll probably move right through me on my way to you
Well, I'm not paralyzed, but I seem to be struck by you
I wanna make you move because you're standin' still
If your body matches what your eyes can do
You'll probably move right through me on my way to you
Not paralyzed, but I seem to be struck by you
-copied from google by someone named asher
ashereI hold on so nervously to me and my drink
I wish it was coolin' me
But so far has not been good
It's been shitty, and I feel awkward as I should
This club has got to be the most pretentious thing
Since I thought you and me
Well, I am imagining a dark lit place
Or your place or my place
Well, I'm not paralyzed, but I seem to be struck by you
I wanna make you move because you're standin' still
If your body matches what your eyes can do
You'll probably move right through me on my way to you
I hold out for one more drink, before I think
I'm lookin' too desperately
But so far has not been fun, I should just stay home
If one thing really means one
This club will hopefully be closed in three weeks
That would be cool with me
Well, I'm still imagining a dark lit place
Or your place or my place
Well, I'm not paralyzed, but I seem to be struck by you
I wanna make you move because you're standin' still
If your body matches what your eyes can do
You'll probably move right through me on my way to you
I wish it was coolin' me
But so far has not been good
It's been shitty, and I feel awkward as I should
This club has got to be the most pretentious thing
Since I thought you and me
Well, I am imagining a dark lit place
Or your place or my place
Well, I'm not paralyzed, but I seem to be struck by you
I wanna make you move because you're standin' still
If your body matches what your eyes can do
You'll probably move right through me on my way to you
I hold out for one more drink, before I think
I'm lookin' too desperately
But so far has not been fun, I should just stay home
If one thing really means one
This club will hopefully be closed in three weeks
That would be cool with me
Well, I'm still imagining a dark lit place
Or your place or my place
Well, I'm not paralyzed, but I seem to be struck by you
I wanna make you move because you're standin' still
If your body matches what your eyes can do
You'll probably move right through me on my way to you
by AHduwoijieohuw April 28, 2022