Hiking the Appalachian Trail

An unnecessarily bizarre and implausible cover story for marital infidelity.

I'm sorry, Carol, I can't go to your mother-in-law's Tupperware party this evening. I'm hiking the Appalachian Trail with that new secretary from the office... in Argentina.

by Abolish the Fed June 24, 2009

aperape

Aperape is an action of extreme physical violence while in a state of uncontrolled rage.

This word shares the same etymology as it's synonym apeshit.

Dillon aperaped Kyle for taking the last beer.

by ArsonIsFun June 1, 2007

Le monde appartient a ceux qui se levant tot.

"Le monde appartient a ceux qui se levant tot." means "The early bird gets the worm." in French.

I always think "Le monde appartient a ceux qui se levant tot." when I awaken with some guy's dick in my mouth!

by eda-skip November 2, 2021

Appraisee

A person being appraised.

I requested the contact details of this specific appraisee.

by Keith De Lucci April 23, 2006

apparasian

When one believes that they have seen an asian person, but it was just their imaginasian.

I had an apparasian in Sydney.

by The Buff June 21, 2008

aperate

To teleport somewhere

Wizards can aperate to different places on earth

by Rocket_girl108 January 23, 2017

apparatus

A geeky or nerdy word for tool / gear.

Patrick: That smart guy has his apparatus beside him.
Nicholas: That is Samuel's D&D box set.

by Lighter_Waterfalls April 1, 2020