Goat Peeling Apparatus©

The well honed instrument of the Goat Peelers. Resembles somewhat in shape a rotisserie barbecue spit with a large, razor-sharp blade attached. The Goat Peeler, applying acute precision and craftsmanship, aligns the blade according to the Goat's size, shape and coarseness of fur; in an equally timely manner counter-clockwise rotates the handle of the spit to which the Goat is attached, running the blade across the surface of the doomed Goat...executing in extreme prejudice, with the goal of removing the skin, fur and gristle from his subject without causing the Goat to expire during the process.

Jebediah: "Jared, have you sharpened your Goat Peeling Apparatus© for the upcoming competition?"

Jared: "Yeah, but I was so drunk off my white Irish ass when I did it that I'd better go over it again. Thanks for reminding me."

by Jeffy the Retarded Beaver August 19, 2007

hike the Appalachian trail

What you say you did when you come back from being missing for several days in order to hide what you were really doing.

"Jim, why haven't you been at work the past 3 days?" "Oh, I thought I'd... uh... hike the Appalachian trail!"

"Bob, why did you come home late last night?" "Oh I thought I'd hike the Appalachian trail on the way home!"

by SonOfALink June 24, 2009

appaza

Really annoying abbreviation of the word apparently, often in magazines read by the yoof of today.

"He's scared of dogs, appaza."

by HFB September 7, 2007

appause

The amount of time between a band ending their song and the audience determining the song is over and initiating their applause.

It's always hard to figure out the appause with an emo band.

by 85cyclone April 17, 2016

American Apparel

American Apparel is a horrible cock sucking brand that most teeny boppers sport to the movies or malls. They have whores for models and often show half naked chicks in sheer one pieces that no normal person would ever dream about wearing in public. Unfortunetly we have an entire generation of sluts and fags trying to pull off that same sheer one piece, without jeans, or a hoodie, or anything to coverup the disgusting horridness that is their unusually developed bodies. The world would be an amazing place if all the American Apparel factories were shut down.

American Apparel, and their leigion of followers can go shove their hideous clothes up an elephants rectum, then pull it back out and try to wear that into public. (Actually they probably would do that; disgusting freaks.)

by savanna banana June 24, 2009

appalachian ambush

when a man is having sex with a woman from behind and before he cums he pulls out his dick from her pussy and drops spit on her ass crack at the same time to make her think he is done then when she turns around to finish him off he blasts her in the face with his jizz

ass pussy cum jizz sex appalachian ambush

by papajapeto September 11, 2010

air apparent

When seated on the throne, the gas expelled from the backside immediately before the Great Brown King visits the Royal pool.

I was taking a Nixon this morning and I swear the air apparent lasted ten full seconds.

by Pete Staves June 22, 2006