period

basically a womens uterus wants you to bleed to death.

you: it's a wonderful day today
uterus: BLEED BITCH!
you: damn it
uterus: ok i'm done, NOPE!
*period blood all over clothes*

by basicb June 10, 2017

Perioded

When you bleed on your hand

She perioded on his/her hand

by Bex Salvatore September 9, 2019

Period

The time ofor the month when you shouldn't mess with a girl, ask if she's on her period if she's crying or basically do anything otherwise it will annoy her and she will fucking fight you.

James: "Are you on your period?"

Amanda: "Oh, is it because im sad? JAMES SHUT UP YOUR SO STUPID!"

James: "It was just a question!"

by Emmi Clifford October 26, 2017

Period

Once a month visit from "The Flow" comes unexpectedly, hangs around for a bit then buggers off for a month.

"Flow is online, Like a period.. once a month"

by Gazatron June 7, 2018

period

women grow penises every month, it's highly recommended for them to chop them off in order to prevent infection. when they cut them off, they bleed, this is a period aka female menstrual cycle

today jessica got her period

omg really me too.. I cut mine off with a machete

by jaylakills June 26, 2020

Period

A pass from gym class

"why weren't you in gym? "
"period..."
"oohhhh"

by zek123 July 2, 2016

period

a bloody waste of fucking time

I was gonna get some after class but shes on her damn period!

by angus sounds like anus September 24, 2010