dissociative amnesia

A dissociative disorder characterized by the inability to recall important personal events or information and usually associated with stressful events.
"My dissociative amnesia is so bad, I don't even remember getting behind the wheel! When I realized I was driving, I was lost and couldn't remember what I was doing or where I was going."
by _Boogie_woogie_ April 25, 2022
Get the dissociative amnesia mug.

Parking Lot Amnesia

Noun: The phenomenon of losing all memory of where you parked your car, usually occurring after coming out of a loud and busy store.
Jesse Pinkman: Yo Mr. White that that guy has been walking around the parking lot for 45 minutes, I think its an undercover cop. Let's bounce...

Mr. White: Relax, he just has Parking Lot Amnesia. My God did you pay attention to NOTHING in school?
by Jonnyd January 11, 2014
Get the Parking Lot Amnesia mug.

Text Amnesia

That “text” you forgot to send, realizing only when your wife asks to borrow your phone - to buy 30 seconds to clear your Safari history and double check the contents of your photo album.
“Wow I almost got caught last night. Jill asked to use my phone so I pretended I had text amnesia.”
by WillyCravemore June 25, 2018
Get the Text Amnesia mug.

orgasm amnesia

To get an orgasm in case you lose your memory because of the enormous throw off
I'm sorry. I can't remember your name because of the orgasm amnesia.
by DanTheBanan October 10, 2017
Get the orgasm amnesia mug.

Milk of Amnesia

General anethesia: The medication used to put a patient to sleep in the operating room. This drug is called Propofol. It is referred to as Milk of Amnesia due to its milky-white color and because it puts patients to sleep leaving no memory of the surgery.
The anesthesiologist put the patient to sleep with Milk of Amnesia for their surgery.
by SpoogeBob CumPants April 07, 2024
Get the Milk of Amnesia mug.

Parental amnesia

Missing out on tasks and duties because parental duties take precedence.

The polite way of using your child as an excuse.

Most common in parents of children aged 5 and under.
Sorry couldn’t call you last night, freaking parental amnesia doesn’t let me keep track of things.
by Ashfaq Qayuum Hayat March 08, 2022
Get the Parental amnesia mug.

Past-life amnesia

(ie. post-death amnesia)

A medical condition where people forget most or all of their memories and information from their previous life, (aka. past-life (P. L. ).

(Notes: Past-life amnesia is caused by becoming dead, after people die in their past-life. They carry this amnesia with them into their next one).
'Like all reincarnated people, the woman had a bad case of past-life amnesia: She only had vague P.L. memories of the few traumatic moments leading up to her death.'
by DianaLuciusDeCollis September 07, 2022
Get the Past-life amnesia mug.