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The Spicy Almond

The act of using hand sanitizer as lube, covering your urethra with it. Using the same principle as bubble-blowing, as you cum your semen will then mix with the alcoholic hand sanitizer. Your partner will prepare by holding a lit lighter in front of your penis then igniting your cum. They will then proceed to take it as a flaming shot and swallow your flaming fluid. Then completes "The spicy Almond".
Chad 1: Yo I just gave my girl the spicy almond last night.
Chad 2: Shit, did you burn her?
Chad 1: Yea but, she has chlamydia, so she has other burning lips to worry about
by shottymcshotface November 30, 2020
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almond rest

Another name for a person's chin. It's the place to rest one's almonds (nuts) while being fellated.
Dude, check out her almond rest. Looks comfy.
by habs10 May 6, 2010
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Almond Vibe

Someone with a beautiful aura or energy, but sassy too in a cute way.

Note: Usually used for females
by Avrama August 3, 2025
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Almond Joy

The act of inserting ones genitals in their lovers vagina when you're unable to go deeper.
Amanda wanted clinger to go deeper when he was already balls deep so he almond joy'd the shit out of her.
by Nate716 April 28, 2015
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almond

when you're calling someone almond can mean that theyre very bland or basic.
girl: I was hanging out with girl 4 earlier

other girl: omfg girl 4 is such a fucking almond 🙄
by catsmeller37 April 21, 2023
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to do an almond

to lick a nut. can you check to see if uh, anybody... pull up skype just a minute. no no you dont have to check it mister man
dude, he was totally doing an almond last night.
"to do an almond"
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