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Alfie

by Algraal May 1, 2022
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ZE ALFY

the most bad ass person ever most people beleive he has sexuall desires for ben, travis, eric, stew, dirt, jorge and milk an irc bot
oh shit here comes ZE ALFY travis said, get out the dildo
by alfredsrad October 8, 2008
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Alfie

Someone who says they have a big nob but need a microscope to get a site of it
Alfie have you put it in yet?
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Alfie simmons

A “boxer” who claims he can fight but he’s actually a simp and can’t even throw a punch the gimp
person 1: “is that alfie simmons a good boxer?”
person 2:”is he fuck he’s a muppet”
by anonymous August 29, 2021
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Alfie Bush

Aight this man has a huge cock, Just massive. About the size of big ben (The beatboxer not the tower)
"Holy shit did you see his Bulge? It was bloody huge!"

"Oh yeah, Pretty sure that's Alfie Bush, The cool 14 year old with a L O N G D O N G"
by Alfieus April 30, 2020
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Alfie

man with a 2 inch toe nail but a monster chode so phat he cant get through a doorway without turning sideways. loves to rub up against everyone and talk about his crippling addiction to furry porn.
"who's that?"
"oh that's Alfie with the cat ears. he can't walk through a doorway without turning sideways because of his massive chose. i heard he made his cat a bucket pussy once ."
by big-cock-5367478589 March 4, 2022
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Alfie

Alfie is a sheep
by Pancake ;) November 24, 2021
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