The act of expelling rectal gas onto an erect penis, usually acting as the conclusion of anal intercourse
by wetjim53 February 13, 2020
Definition 1:
If you're not in a good mood and are frothing with hate and anger, you're feeling super albert (Hammond Jr.) Name is derived from the beacon of Pure Aries Energy of this cool dude (guitarist from The Strokes.)
Definition 2:
Feeling incredibly Pro-Capitalist this morning? you're definitely feeling super albert.
Quoting his quick-witted and internet-spicy reply to a comment which asked him if he shopped at Hot Topic:
“i don't know what that is but i'm gonna assume it's not a nice thing. Thank you for being another prick in the wall.”
If you're not in a good mood and are frothing with hate and anger, you're feeling super albert (Hammond Jr.) Name is derived from the beacon of Pure Aries Energy of this cool dude (guitarist from The Strokes.)
Definition 2:
Feeling incredibly Pro-Capitalist this morning? you're definitely feeling super albert.
Quoting his quick-witted and internet-spicy reply to a comment which asked him if he shopped at Hot Topic:
“i don't know what that is but i'm gonna assume it's not a nice thing. Thank you for being another prick in the wall.”
Example:
Person 1: oh i don't know, i'm so angry at Person 3 today i'm gonna beat the crap out of them!!
Person 2: woah there buddy, you're being super albert today calm down.
Person 1: oh i don't know, i'm so angry at Person 3 today i'm gonna beat the crap out of them!!
Person 2: woah there buddy, you're being super albert today calm down.
by self proclaimed celebrity September 16, 2023
I was walking down the street and Chubby Albert offered to walk me across the road, what a nice broccoli
by Chubby Albert June 06, 2021
The greatest collection of random, ass-and-ass, prepackaged shit-tasting excuses and cancer inducing food products typically found in the greatest country of them all, the Netherlands. Go there, the Netherlands. Don't go to Albert Heijn, unless you want your ass cancered.
by Diffa August 21, 2017
1. a C-130T airplane
2. a strain of cannabis
(perhaps influenced by the character in Stories told by comedian Bill Cosby)
2. a strain of cannabis
(perhaps influenced by the character in Stories told by comedian Bill Cosby)
by The Return of Light Joker May 07, 2008
a small town of about 10 people north of toronto ontario, not very well known for anything except for its 7 man march down the street every night.there's a high fear of populated streets in mount albert, more people are dieing due to the crowded streets, they're not used to it. there's a park and 2 convinience stores there, and that's about it. if you acquire a dealer in one of the 10 people living in mount albert, you'll recieve a text message EVERY day saying "you need tomorrow?" even when you're not in town. so when you think your town is bad, go to mount albert for a week.
guy 1: man i hate living in uxbridge, it's so ghetto and small. there's nothing to do here except for smoke up.
guy 2: you've clearly never been to mount albert, go there for a week and you'll appreciate uxbridge.
guy 2: you've clearly never been to mount albert, go there for a week and you'll appreciate uxbridge.
by eiousdikd :) March 27, 2009
prince albert is a prince.
by bob flettchel October 21, 2007