Airplanize

verb.
Preparing one's backpack, purse, laptop bag, etc as a carry-on.

I had to airplanize my backpack by taking out sharp objects and putting my liquids in a quart bag.

by WorldTraveler91 February 6, 2012

Airplane Shooting towards the sky

The trashy hack author of proud immortal demon way aka Shang Qinghua. Died eating noodles cus he dropped them onto his computer and got electrocuted. Lord of An Ding Peak (finances) somehow is the only one who knows how to do taxes, projected all his trauma and insecurities into his book ans now has to thug it out because he transmigrated there. Got no bitches because hes a loser, but that's not true cus so many of us want him. The only reason one has hands is to hold the airplane, pet the airplane, cherish the airplane, forfeit all mortal possessions to the airplane.

“Airplane shooting towards the sky you shitty hack author!”

“Omg its Airplane shooting towards the sky! Quick hand over all your mortal possessions he needs it more than you”

by Sad_Hamster January 22, 2025

Airplane Knickers

The sort of knickers that are always quick to take off when the time is right.

Eh Joe, do you think that redhead on the dancefloor will shag me if I ask ?
Phil mate, I fucked her last week, she has 'airplane knickers'.

by Scurlage February 23, 2024

peaceful airplane

A "gender"
Fuck y'all attack helicopters.

Bobbinson: excuse me ma'am, you dropped your wallet-
Random person: exCuse me?! how dARE you misgender me!!!!11 I am a peaceful airplane.
Bobbinson: ???
Random person: T R I G G E R E D

by peacefulairplane June 29, 2017

airplane day

A day spent after turning your iPhone onto 'airplane mode', thus disabling facebook, texts and calls so anyone trying to reach you thinks you have no signal. Commonly used as a temporary cure for an emotional hangover, when you can't deal with the outside world untill your hangover has worn off.

Tessa: J, can't believe you got naked at the final year dinner! Have you checked fb?!
James: No way, can't deal with that shit right now... thank god it's an airplane day!

James: Dude, is your gf not pissed that you hit up every strip club in town last night?!
Mike: Not yet, i've got no 'signal'... massive airplane day!!!
James: Safe! *high fives Mike*

by dude53236 March 30, 2011

Airplane penis

a dildo strapped onto an airplane, under the fuselage around the landing gear area

G: What is that sticking below that A320?
V: that’s an airplane penis

by Lily’ bam bam June 5, 2024

Peekaboo-Airplane-Entertainment Theft [beta]

A term coined by Vanessa Merrell and John Vaughn to describe the act of watching another passenger's screen on a plane, even when one has their own screen in front of them.

Sam: I was trying to binge my show on the flight, but the dude next to me was committing some major Peekaboo-Airplane-Entertainment Theft beta

by Pablo Picasso Finger Puppet November 22, 2024