airplaner

a person who won't shut up or let you get a word in edge-wise. also verb, "to airplane" someone, talk their ear off when they are unable to escape you.

airplaner: "julie's such an airplaner, does she really think i care about her furniture shopping escapades?"

airplane: " i can't wait to airplane you all night about my new boyfriend!"

by spdrazor1 February 16, 2010

Airplane Friends

a short video that shows airplane having sex and sucking dicks and massaging clits and erecting a lot making the people think its raining cum and that Jesus is cumming... And they give birth to a baby plane that grew up to be an attack helicopter and gangbanged 68 plane in one sitting

Airplane Friends is a cool vid

by quartz89 February 02, 2022

peaceful airplane

A "gender"
Fuck y'all attack helicopters.

Bobbinson: excuse me ma'am, you dropped your wallet-
Random person: exCuse me?! how dARE you misgender me!!!!11 I am a peaceful airplane.
Bobbinson: ???
Random person: T R I G G E R E D

by peacefulairplane June 29, 2017

Speaking of Airplanes

Use to distract someone who is making a horible conversation.

WARNING:Does not work on Politians, It will make it worse.
Donald Trump: I will build a wall.
Obama: Speaking of Airplanes
Donald Trump:I will work to improve airport security as well.

by Dr.Anonymous Phd.Life February 12, 2016

Airplane Peanuts

A sexual act in which the individual positions herself under their partner’s member, and pushes a “radical” “surfer dude” hand position with their thumb and pinky extended, pushing against the “below ballage” region of the penis. Consequently doing that motion while giving their partner a blowjob and making airplane noises simultaneously.

Yoooo that chick just gave me airplane peanuts last night. Craziest. night. of my life.

by HangryBagel February 21, 2024

airplane nap

When you sleep in a state of half-consciousness and wake up feeling more or equally tired to before the nap, taken mostly on airplanes or public places

friend A-“so how was the flight back?”
friend B- “not too bad I took an airplane nap for half of it”

by The Duke of Shittington March 08, 2020

Airplanize

verb.
Preparing one's backpack, purse, laptop bag, etc as a carry-on.

I had to airplanize my backpack by taking out sharp objects and putting my liquids in a quart bag.

by WorldTraveler91 January 20, 2012