Girlfriend: Hey, I wont be able to hang out with you tonight.
Boyfriend: Ah, but we had plans, I don't want to cancel them
Girlfriend: You're such an affectionate twat.
Boyfriend: Ah, but we had plans, I don't want to cancel them
Girlfriend: You're such an affectionate twat.
by OracleOfOsiris October 10, 2011
Get the Affectionate Twat mug.When you read something to yourself in a specific accent based on the style of which it was written.
"I would like to speak to the proprietor of this establishment." I bet you read that with a british accent. That's called the Accented Text Affect.
by Jack Flap December 10, 2018
Get the Accented Text Affect mug.Alternative Version of the so called Attention whore
Gives you similes and is flattered when you give them back. Loves to receive all kinds of affection, so long as it does not touch her daddy issues.
In opposite to the pure attention whore is it important to her that the feedback is positive. She is also much more passive and less seeking for attention.
In general, you can cal her a mild, passive form of the attention whore.
Similar is, that she will turn you her back in no time, once you 'crossed the line'
Crossing the line is easy as showing more feelings as wanted (see section above, daddy issues)
Gives you similes and is flattered when you give them back. Loves to receive all kinds of affection, so long as it does not touch her daddy issues.
In opposite to the pure attention whore is it important to her that the feedback is positive. She is also much more passive and less seeking for attention.
In general, you can cal her a mild, passive form of the attention whore.
Similar is, that she will turn you her back in no time, once you 'crossed the line'
Crossing the line is easy as showing more feelings as wanted (see section above, daddy issues)
She is clearly seeking affection and is scared to spend it back, as there is too less of it
Such an affection whore
Such an affection whore
by ShalokShalom December 11, 2018
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He was prattling on about CrossFit during our date, so I had to give him the placebo affect since he's so hot and I heard he's hung.
by paramedico987 July 30, 2017
Get the Placebo Affect mug.Where you are majorly irritated/upset about the naively-stupid action of someone whom you love to death, and so instead of hollering at him, you merely grab him in an aggressively-strong bear-hug and plant a hard smacking kiss on his mouth, then ears-smokingly shove him out of your way and storm off to correct whatever fiasco that he created by his well-meaning-but-horrendously-inappropriate actions caused, such as misusing soap/detergent, oil, water, etc. so that it ruined/soiled something that wasn't supposed to have contact with said fluid. Classic example: where Estelle Getty uses assorted household chemicals and warm water to launder Sylvester Stallone's service-pistol --- and in so doing washes all the bluing off --- in the comedy-farce, "Stop! Or My Mom Will Shoot!"
I sometimes get really exasperated with my wife when she tries to repair or clean/tidy up my stuff, not realizing that some of the items cannot be processed or handled in an "everyday" manner. I know that she always means well, though, of course, so after she plaintively informs me that she was "just trying to help", I always use aggravated affection to deflect/diffuse my fury... I just near-crushingly squeeze her in a major massive "noisy" lip-lock (i.e., "Oh --- MMMMMMMMWUH!!!") before fumingly stomping off to try to undo whatever disaster she caused... hey, it ain't HER fault if she doesn't realize that you don't use Windex to clean a desk-phone!
by QuacksO October 31, 2018
Get the aggravated affection mug.A beta/effeminate male, who is weak in confrontation situations, and under the thumb at home. Prone to irrational outbursts of rage followed by immediate back tracking when things get fruity.
Steve: you owe me rent
Nick: fuck off I am not paying
Steve: you owe it to me, pay now
Nick: go fuck yourself, if you ask one more time I'm going to put your ass in a sling
Steve: ok, I'll pop round now, and perhaps you can say that again to my face.
Nick: Sorry Steve, didn't mean it, I'll bring it round right away.
Steve: Typical, you've got the chat of Charlie Big Potatoes, but your nothing by an Affectionate Rob.
Nick: fuck off I am not paying
Steve: you owe it to me, pay now
Nick: go fuck yourself, if you ask one more time I'm going to put your ass in a sling
Steve: ok, I'll pop round now, and perhaps you can say that again to my face.
Nick: Sorry Steve, didn't mean it, I'll bring it round right away.
Steve: Typical, you've got the chat of Charlie Big Potatoes, but your nothing by an Affectionate Rob.
by Bow_down_dark_horse January 9, 2019
Get the affectionate rob mug.The sid affect is the affect of when you(the cassie of the real world) found you “sid “ it never words out in the end but you’re unbearably in love through and within it.
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