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Affectionate Twat

An affectionate twat is sombody who you love or like but is still acting like a twat.
Girlfriend: Hey, I wont be able to hang out with you tonight.

Boyfriend: Ah, but we had plans, I don't want to cancel them

Girlfriend: You're such an affectionate twat.
by OracleOfOsiris October 10, 2011
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Liberal after affect

When a liberal gets the issues after doing something stupid
Liberal after affect means

Joe Biden"let's increase taxes on everyone in the USA so help support strip clubs" Conservative" No, you idiot, that's a horrible idea"
by Honky donkey22 November 24, 2021
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The Baldwin Affect

When a person clears a firearm, be it real or prop, and pulls the trigger later, firing off a round. This is known as The Baldwin Affect.

Many believe that the ghost of Alexander Rae Baldwin Sr. Is to blame. Some say he follows Alec everywhere attwmpting to load unloaded guns that Alec is going to handle. Reports have shown that the ghost of Alec's grandfather is very angry with him for being gay. Which is perfectly fine, you know.

While it is not necessary for a fatality to occur during The Baldwin Affect. It is encouraged.
Person 1: "I don't know how that gun could have gone off! It's got to be the gun!"

Person 2: "Or a ghost! Did your papaw know you were gay before he died?"

Person 1: "what does that have to do with anything?!"

Person 2: "I think you just got rizzed by tmThe Baldwin Affect, my dude."

Person 1: "WTF ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT CALL 911 TRACY'S FKN DYIN, MAN!!!"
by Ru$ty Bucket$ May 25, 2023
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justin affect

the affect in which a person consumes a little to average amount and alcohol but gets blizted and yaks crazy and basically become a blair
"fuck this kid drank 3 fireballs and got the justin affect"

"oh no it's the justin affect get him his keys "
by Tran X February 25, 2023
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sid affect

The sid affect is the affect of when you(the cassie of the real world) found you “sid “ it never words out in the end but you’re unbearably in love through and within it.
Hey, what happens to that girl over there?

Oh, she’s going through the sid affect
by jajajjajaj February 6, 2023
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The Fredricks affect

When a man who has just used his Civil War Rizz has an affect afterward that causes him to have a Deep Dark Sleep for 8 and a 1/2 nights in a row and then shoves a Fredrick’s Dove (Fredrickas Dovinson) up his ass crack all the way to his cranium causing The Fredricks Affect
Damn man I be halfway through the Fredricks Affect By now
by Monke68 February 15, 2023
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terry affect

when someone talks to terry for to long they pick up terrys typing habbits
“he said cackled he has the terry affect
by RAAAHH February 16, 2023
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