When someone is beyond cool. The word awesome was invented by a girl named Cate, because she was way too cool for the word cool. So she decided to make the word awesome
The two Gods, Rachael the Impaler and Alexander the Child Abuser who are set to rule the earth in the not-so-distant future.
Minion 1: How do you describe the word, Awesome?
Minion 2: Well, there's nothing more awesome in the world than Rachael the Impaler and Alexander the Child Abuser.
Minion 1: That then, MUST be the definition for it!
Minion 2: YEAH!
*award-winning high-five is exchanged, by looking at each other's elbows*
History: A word that is made specifically to describe a super good looking boy name Jonathan Tsao. He, who resides in the far East because he's just baller like that.
Definition: To describe anything extraordinary. Extreme. Good looking. Great. Excellent. Baller. Dope. Fresh. Fly.